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* hands out tea *
Tea? (Part 1)
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* Sups tea *
Dayvo
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I hope you do all the washing-up, too! 
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Dayvo said:I hope you do all the washing-up, too!
LOTP has a butler, called Arnold. Perhaps you are not aware that butlers do the washing up? Why do you think it is always so neat and tidy in here?
The plumber is sorting out his nuts and bolts, so I will have a cuppa while I'm here please. No biccies tho' I scoffed a large bag of Smallgezers last night (maltesers). Ooooohhh and watched Jude Law in "Alfie"
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Fnaar
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Ewww, don't mind me!
cisamcgu
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Settles on the couch and pours a nice cup of tea...
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domtyler said:
Yes, you may. Sometime ago you described me as quite, quite mad
, I have an excellent memory. Have you amended that opinion yet? (You might think I am even more quite mad). Are you sitting comfortably?I think I have discovered the reason for the time warp disruption that occurs here in Worcestershire. On Wednesday afternoons, but not today because I am not feeling well, I am a volunteer at a Environment Centre. On the Reception Desk there is a clock
, this clock gets its power from an orange. I took a photo last week, on my phone, but could not get it to upload onto this site. Due, no doubt, to said time warp fractation. I imagine that the power output from an orange might be variable, according to its size, ripeness, colour and taste, and several more confangulated variables. Do you have any expertise on the subject that you would care to impart? My word, you did finish off your tea quickly
, have I said something funny?
domtyler
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Speicher said:Yes, you may. Sometime ago you described me as quite, quite mad
I think I have discovered the reason for the time warp disruption that occurs here in Worcestershire. On Wednesday afternoons, but not today because I am not feeling well, I am a volunteer at a Environment Centre. On the Reception Desk there is a clock
My word, you did finish off your tea quickly
Well I have been standing here for over two hours now awaiting your response to my initial query so it's no wonder that my tea has gone cold. my feet are hurting and my head has gone all wobbly because of the lack of blood going through my ears. I may have to curl up in your lap and sleep for a while.
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DomT Is that why you did not answer any one of the three questions that I posed?
Part of the reason for the delay was that the cyclechat puter was off line for about 30mins, well, here in Worcs anyway. I was also listening to Phil Collins, I gave the plumber a choice between Phil Collins and Runrig. I'll put Runrig on later.
Why have you put an "a" on the end of my name instead of "er", is there some hidden significance of that?
Part of the reason for the delay was that the cyclechat puter was off line for about 30mins, well, here in Worcs anyway. I was also listening to Phil Collins, I gave the plumber a choice between Phil Collins and Runrig. I'll put Runrig on later.
Why have you put an "a" on the end of my name instead of "er", is there some hidden significance of that?
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* Whispers to Speicher... Oranges are the controllers of time and space, but do not let any one esle know *
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Jacomus-rides-Gen
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*Gratefully accpets tea*
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