Tea? (Part 1)

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

*Takes a cup of tea* Thanks LotT

I am drinking vast quantities of tea at the mo - much revision you see.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cor - I'm gaspin'. Lead me to the T pot

 

[Abitrary]

gimme some tea you grizzled nut-job

 

[Chuffy]

gimme some tea you grizzled nut-job

Obituary!
I thought you'd gone in search of your missing 'r'.
I'd written you off as a breathing entity.
Aliens entered my head and I thought of you being relentlessly probed again and again and again.
I even started a thread...
Come here for a manly full body press, you crazy tea stained fool!

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

gimme some tea you grizzled nut-job

* Hands Abitrary a cuppa *

 

[Speicher]

Abitrary - so pleased to see you are back. What are your favourite biscuits?

I usually buy my brothers (and their families) a very large tin of biskits.
Which are the better ones, Foxes or McVities? LOTP may wish to offer the benefit of his wisdom on this subject, or anyone else?

Last time I asked LOTP to test some biccies, I ate them all before he had a chance to try them. . I am unable to find chopped walnuts to make some c*ffee and walnut biscuits, could I just buy whole ones and bash them with a rolling pin?, or will I just end up with a lot of crumbs?
Mrs LOTP might be very kindly able to answer this question.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Bash 'em! (The walnut biskits)

 

[Speicher]

I am not sure that I like your insinuation that my walnut biskits will need bashing, because they will be too hard to bite?

Please clarify your remarks, thank you so much, your Lordiness.

I know that it would be exceedingly hazardous to bash my brothers, not withstanding how much they deserve it for their behaviour over the past ten years. However, my brothers are extremely fragile. You have heard of the expression, no doubt, "as useful as a chocolate teapot". Well, they fit the description admirably, in conjunction with the fact that they have recently proved incapable of organising a "p*ss up in a pub". Perhaps someone could suggest an alternative purpose for them?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Abitrary - so pleased to see you are back. What are your favourite biscuits?

I usually buy my brothers (and their families) a very large tin of biskits.
Which are the better ones, Foxes or McVities? LOTP may wish to offer the benefit of his wisdom on this subject, or anyone else?

Last time I asked LOTP to test some biccies, I ate them all before he had a chance to try them. . I am unable to find chopped walnuts to make some c*ffee and walnut biscuits, could I just buy whole ones and bash them with a rolling pin?, or will I just end up with a lot of crumbs?
Mrs LOTP might be very kindly able to answer this question.

I was refering the bash 'em to this, Speicher.

 

[Speicher]

Thank you LOTP, I conjectured it might be the walnuts you meant, but there was, I think you will agree, a chance that you meant the finished biskits.

I notice you cannot offer any advice regarding my brothers, do I need to refer the matter to a higher authority than your good self?

I am going out shortly to make a spectacle of myself choose myself new specs. I think I need a strong cuppa to fortify me for this challenge.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands Speicher a strong, hot, cup of tea *

Regarding your brothers..... Give them a co***e or three, that'll teach 'em!

* Wonders if thats a bit harsh? *

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[Speicher]

Back now after choosing specs. One unusual blue pair, and one more ordinary softy goldy sort of colour. Also did some food shopping including yoghurts, unsalted crisps, and some pear cider, (for later on when you have exited left).

Abitrary has not been in today, save him some biccies for tomorrow please. Off to cook some Yorkshire puds with beef mince. Followed by apple and raspberry pie and custard. Perhaps Abitrary would join me for supper tonight?

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

Tea please LotT gotta get hard back to revision after mucking about with the camera earlier!!

How late into night do you supply the life giving substance?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Tea please LotT gotta get hard back to revision after mucking about with the camera earlier!!

How late into night do you supply the life giving substance?

Usually log out/off before 6:00PM

* Hands Jacomus-rides-Gen a cup of tea *