Tea? (Part 1)

[Chuffy]

I've had to rescue Chuffy from the tea cupboard before, he'd been in there for ages and claimed to be being harassed by Wombles!
And The Doctor hadn't been plying him wiv booze either!

Fear not BJB we did try and preserve your modesty with a tea towel, for what it's worth.

T x

A flannel would have done.

 

[Chuffy]

From the dolls house.

 

[tdr1nka]

Fear not BJB we did try and preserve your modesty with a tea bagtowel, for what it's worth.

Tx

 

[Chuffy]

You call prostitutes 'puddings' in Bakewell?

A lady of ill-repute would be a damn site cheaper than a pudding! And leave you less bloated, sick and covered in crumbs.*
















* - Unless you like that sort of thing.

 

[Chuffy]

Being 'harrassed by the wombles' is a euphemism for what exactly?

I was too! There was something hairy with a long nose nuzzling my leg. Only a womble would fit the bill.*















* - Look, it's a tenuous theory but anything else might be upsetting.

 

[tdr1nka]

Being 'harrassed by the wombles' is a euphemism for what exactly?

The poor lad was delirious, on inspection there were of course no Wombles. Also no crumbs, no jam, no faint sicky smell, etc.

 

[tdr1nka]

*quaffs last of his tea*

Night all, I'm off to measure my thighs!
TTFN, Tx

 

[wafflycat]

Morning all!

*quaffs mug of hot, spiced tea*

Hope you all have a glorious Valentine's Day. Mr Wafflycat has got me a delightful present of some of my favourite smellies-type stuff and a lovely card. He has his present & card from me. I shall surprise him later with something else which makes him smile...

 

[TheDoctor]

Morning everyone! *sips Earl Grey*

Looks like I missed out last night. I don't know what Chuffy was on, but I think I'd like some. And I'm really trying hard to get the idea of being molested by a Womble out of my head...

Also highly disturbed at notion that I :-
a) Would take advantage of denizens of Tea? while they were unconscious
have a beard.

Anyway. Can I offer anyone a croissant?

 

[Speicher]

yes please, croissant with raspberry jam (no butter)

oh dear, more crumbs, what a mess

*sticky fingers, jammy crumbs*

and a cup of tea please.

 

[wafflycat]

Mr Wafflycat couldn't wait until lunchtime for his *surprise*, so I am in need of a cup of tea now. Especially as he said he still wants a lunchtime surprise

 

[Landslide]

Mini-Eggs anyone?

http://news.woolworths.co.uk/newsletter/2008/cadbury/voucher

 

[TheDoctor]

I think Waffles has been doing enough with her eggs!

*offers tea to those who'd like some*

 

[TheDoctor]

Having changed my sig line as a result of the Thomson Twins thread, I've now got a bit bored of it. Can anyone suggest one for me? Preferably not baby elephant related, as the wheels fell off that bandwagon long ago.

Oh, and behave, Chuffy. I'm watching you.

 

[Arch]

I shall surprise him later with something else which makes him smile...

Copy of the Beano?

Oi, Doctor, that's my bandwagon you're dissing there! Runs just as well on no wheels, only it's more of a bandsled.

Back at work today. Some of the volunteers downstairs just had chips for lunch, the smell of which made my Ryvitas with creamcheese and small ownbrand kitkat type biscuit seem a little less than satisfying....

Hope the interview went well, Doc. I haven;t heard anything about my latest three applications, which I'm thinking is a bad sign as the interviews for one are next Friday, I assume they'd give a weeks notice. If no word tomorrow, I guess that's that - pity, that was the job I fancied most. The others were more open ended about when the interviews were - "end of Feb". Oh well..

*Arch wonders if overqualified for type of job she wants just now and curses bothering with MSc etc*

Ho Hum. Is the kettle on?