Tea? (Part 1)

[TheDoctor]

A colleague 3 jobs ago always held a beachwear barbie.
On New Years Eve. In St Evenege.
Brrrr. *shivers*

Waffles had an excellent cold cure a few days ago didn't she?
Oh - that was for sore throats. I expect it would work though.
Get squeezing them lemons! Hope you're better soon.

 

[Landslide]

*Drains mug and prepares to exit (stage right)*

Thanks tdr1nka, you can stop holding my gut in now!
See you folks in a bit, I'm off to look at some houses to move into...

 

[tdr1nka]

All these colds, I'm gonna turn into a lemon at this rate!
Blerghgle.

 

[TheDoctor]

*Drains mug and prepares to exit (stage right)*

Thanks tdr1nka, you can stop holding my gut in now!
See you folks in a bit, I'm off to look at some houses to move into...

Good luck! Bit greedy to want to move into some houses. Wouldn't one do?

 

[Arch]

Hello all! A quick visit before I get back to updating the Velo Vision news page. Glad to see we have a new visitor. Or we did, but I think Speicher ate him/her with some toffee sauce. Really, we should be more careful

It was nice here this morning, quite spring like, and there is licentious frogging going on in the pond outside. (my Mum's term, I can't take the credit) But it's getting grey and chilly now. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I certainly wouldn't want to be in beachwear!

Well, better get on... Catch you all later!

 

[TheDoctor]

*drops in*
Kettles on!
*answers phone to tedious user!*

 

[Arch]

*drops in*
Kettles on!
*answers phone to tedious user!*

Hello?

Hello?

Is that the helpdesk?

<aside to colleague> Funny, it's all silent, but I'm sure I can hear a kettle in the background...

Hello?

 

[wafflycat]

Hello?

Hello?

Is that the helpdesk?

<aside to colleague> Funny, it's all silent, but I'm sure I can hear a kettle in the background...

Hello?

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[TheDoctor]

Heh-heh. Working on a helpdesk some time ago for another organisation , supporting some users who I'm not daft enough to name, we overheard a user talking about 'those w@nkers on the helpdesk'
His password got changed. Quite a lot. For quite some time...

 

[Speicher]

I was teased lots and lots at work for many months, when The Boyfriend at the time lived near Cheltenham and I lived in Coventry. I put up with it for a long time, UNTIL I found out something about the person who at every opportunity accused me of "dirty weekends in Cheltenham" relentlessly, etc etc. She alledgely spent Monday to Thursday nights at her boyfriend's house, and weekends at home. And then she mentionned about going to Church on Sundays, as she was Catholic.

Very strange then, that I only needed to say once or twice (and very loudly to the maximum audience) that at least I wasn't having dirty Mondays to Thursdays, and then going to Church on Sunday and praying about it! The other perpetrator was also soon silenced. She alledgely had a succession of boyfriends who did not last long, so when she next accused me of "dirty Weekends", I told her that I was not getting up to anything that she wouldn't if her relationships lasted long enough.

You have been warned Do not scoff all my favourite biskits!

 

[Aperitif]

You have been warned Do not scoff all my favourite biskits!

"Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed"

 

[Baggy]

Evenin' all. Mind if I put the kettle on?
Usually at this time of night I'm anticipating something a bit stiffer, but as Chuffy's out thought a hot beverage would suffice

 

[wafflycat]

Chuffy's a little stiff? Oh dear. You'll have to give him a massage to make him feel better.

 

[mr Mag00]

i'll have a cup if i may while i watch the mtb racing.

 

[trustysteed]

*puts packet of custard creams on table

mind if i join you lot?