Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

Yes, 25 years is a very long time. There are some people on here who weren't born in 1983! It is an extremely long time, when you are concerned about how someone in particular is getting on, or even if they are still alive. The particular someone had a penchant for dangerous sports. Even if we do not meet up again, I shall be considerably reassured that they are well (as they appear to be) and happy.

 

[wafflycat]

Waffles came in from outside.

She meowed in her "I want attention" mode

So I picked her up to give her a cuddle.

It is raining outside: Waffles is wet.

I shout out to MrW: "Vernon! I have a damp pussy!"

Cue much coughing & choking from the adjacent room where one's teenage offspring is located

 

[Night Train]

Waffles came in from outside.

She meowed in her "I want attention" mode

So I picked her up to give her a cuddle.

It is raining outside: Waffles is wet.

I shout out to MrW: "Vernon! I have a damp pussy!"

Cue much coughing & choking from the adjacent room where one's teenage offspring is located

Excellent revenge on teens whether they deserve it or not.

 

[TheDoctor]

Evenings!
I hear that there's a damp pussy in need of attention!
*snork*

 

[tdr1nka]

Cue much coughing & choking from the adjacent room where one's teenage offspring is located

I trust you do this when Waffle Jnr. has frieds round too? Seems only fair!

 

[TheDoctor]

I can't help thinking that although Waffles Jnr has a very very nice bike, he must have significant mental scarring too!

 

[Night Train]

I couldn't decide on tea or beer...




...so I am having microwave chips while I am thinking about it.

 

[Speicher]

I seem to be the only one in Tea and the only one in Beer, until you wandered in. I personally think chips go better with beer. Just don't fall in the pool as you wander between the two.

 

[Night Train]

I've been watching Hand That Rocks The Cradle and working out how to put music on my new phone.

I'll keep an eye out for the pool and try not to run, safety bod me, ever since I ran round a pool and knocked myself out when I was six.

 

[tdr1nka]

No dive bombing or petting.

 

[TheDoctor]

No dive bombing or petting.

No point then!

 

[Landslide]

Morning - kettle on yet?

Has anyone got any get-you-home bodges for a collapsed rear hub? Only needs to last about 4 miles!

 

[TheDoctor]

*puts kettle on*
No idea, mate.

I just tried to look at the local CTC site to find out where tonights club run goes, and got this :-
This page (http://www.[place near me]ctc.org.uk/) is categorized as: Pornography and has been blocked.

As per the UK wide e-mail of July 2006 the Company ...has imposed limitations on the type of information that may be downloaded or exchanged across the internet.

FFS...

 

[Landslide]

Absolute filth that CTC lot!!!
We get some great messages e.g. "This site has been classififed as Tasteless & Offensive" - why do they think I want to access it???!!!

 

[Arch]

I personally think chips go better with beer.

I dunno. There's nothing like a whacking great mug of tea to wash down a fish and chip supper. There's something about fish and chips that makes me thirsty, and once it's cooled enough, you can quaff tea as a great thirst quencher...

Landslide, whats up with your hub then? I mean, yes, it's collapsed, but what are the symptoms? Not that I have any suggestions off hand, but maybe if you can treat the syptoms, rather than the problem, that'll do to get you home...

I found my rear mudguaard was wobbling about yesterday when I came to go home, and this morning on inspection I find the metal flap that holds it to the bridge between the seat stays has sheared right through, so it's attached only at the mudguard stays and the bottom bracket, hence the wobble. It's a mystery, it was fine yesterday morning AFAIK, and all I did was lock it up to a post as normal at work. I wonder if some little tyke bashed into it or something. I reckon it's fixable, with a zip tie or two though.

Here Doc, do you want me to look up the CTC for you?