Well, for me, I now know bkool lies

. I have been out, in the real world, on a

, for the first time in nearly 30 years, the light it burns

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I have trundled, that is the generous description, around a 26 mile circuit

. Climbed about 1.5k ft and attempted to ride up slopes up to 14% in about 3 hrs. Anything over 7% is a no-no. I had to resort to walking twice


. I do not have the required power to push my not light lump up, some of, the hills where I live
To cap it all i missed 60% of the route with the garmin because I managed to double press the start button

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Now back home, sitting quietly thinking about a beer for this afternoon

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