Anything but "please release me".
The first part of your Humperdinck song put "going the distance" by Cake in my head. Thanks.
Same era and even worse was good old TC:
Laughter echoed across form
the end of the street
there was the man
I was burnin' to meet
and my mind was so calm and so clear.
as I took my revenge for Maria.
All these songs haunt me in nightmares from having to watch what my mum liked.
But that was all overshadowed when this appeared in the charts:
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me