Jeremy vine on Eggheads a few months ago, chatting to the leader of the challenger's team... the team leader introduces the person sitting next to him, in plain sight of Jeremy vine as "my twin sister"
Jeremy Vine asks "So are you identical twins?"
just thinking about it send me into a

... of course she's not his fecking
identical twin, you're looking at both of them, they are right in front of you and they are clearly
not identical you fecking nobsplash... plus you don't get identical boy/girl twins you brainless muppet... who gave you a job!?!?!?!
...and relax.
People misusing the ellipses also annoys me beyond belief!