People who cant see the point in buying one, when you can ask the time from others.People that don't have their own watch![]()

People who say nucular instead of nuclear

Ok, I take it all back!
Seriously though, I doubt I'd have the money!
Don't let anyone tell you students are broke, by the way, they top the table for takeaway food and beer....

... of course she's not his fecking identical twin, you're looking at both of them, they are right in front of you and they are clearly not identical you fecking nobsplash... plus you don't get identical boy/girl twins you brainless muppet... who gave you a job!?!?!?!How 'bout if they're over 50 and they say it 'ironically'? Is that ok?Anyone over 30 who says "kewwwwl" in that fake American accent.
Or 'wicked'.
Or 'awsome'.
I could go on...
GC
Jeremy vine on Eggheads a few months ago, chatting to the leader of the challenger's team... the team leader introduces the person sitting next to him, in plain sight of Jeremy vine as "my twin sister"
Jeremy Vine asks "So are you identical twins?"
just thinking about it send me into a... of course she's not his fecking identical twin, you're looking at both of them, they are right in front of you and they are clearly not identical you fecking nobsplash... plus you don't get identical boy/girl twins you brainless muppet... who gave you a job!?!?!?!
...and relax.
People misusing the ellipses also annoys me beyond belief!