Test how posh you are, here...

[swee'pea99]

Can anybody "Say 'Can you help me please' in Arabic, Cantonese, Urdu, Spanish and Russian"? Really?

 

[smokeysmoo]

14 just off to practise forelock tugging.

Where's Fnaar when you need him?

 

[smokeysmoo]

Can anybody "Say 'Can you help me please' in Arabic, Cantonese, Urdu, Spanish and Russian"? Really?

هل يمكنك مساعدتي من فضلك؟

你能幫助我嗎？

کیا آپ میری مدد کر سکتے ہیں؟

¿me pueden ayudar por favor?

Вы можете помочь мне, пожалуйста?

of course we can you peasant

 

[swee'pea99]

هل يمكنك مساعدتي من فضلك؟

你能幫助我嗎？

کیا آپ میری مدد کر سکتے ہیں؟

¿me pueden ayudar por favor?

Вы можете помочь мне, пожалуйста?

of course we can you peasant

Lor' bless you, Sir - we alwuz knew you wuz a proper gent.

 

[snorri]

The ability to change a plug was quite important in the 20th century, but nowadays?

 

[Supersuperleeds]

17/18 and I ain't posh.

 

[Sittingduck]

8 definites and a cpl of borderline ones. What a chav!

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm posher than you lot, I even get out of the bath before I go for a P1$$

 

[Globalti]

I can do loads more things than that, just different things. Does it mention skiing a black stylishly?

 

[Noodley]

When I left school I was able to do 2 of the things on the list - play a musical instrument and perform resuscitation. I have long since forgotten how to play the instrument and, tbh, if you collapse in front of me then you're on yer own.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm too posh to bother reading a list, I'll have someone do it for me later.

Shame is they only got 9 ....

 

[vernon]

I can do loads more things than that, just different things. Does it mention skiing a black stylishly?

This claim is nothing without video....

 

[EltonFrog]

I can do 7.5 of those things on the list, but only two of them well, and one of them to a very high standard.

 

[Saluki]

30. I might be posh then.
It didn't mention anything about learning Latin & Greek at boarding school, nor anything about taking ones pony to the aforementioned boarding school.

 

[Archie_tect]

...or meeting Mater at Claridges for tea on the third Saturday in the month.