Test how posh you are, here...

[summerdays]

[QUOTE 2223693, member: 1314"]
1. Cook three different dinner party menus
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Lets see ... beans on toast, beans on baked potato and .... a fry up with beans

I think I scored 18 in total (including the 3 dinner party menus).

 

[Trickedem]

I can do 26 as in "Perform three good card tricks"

 

[Andrew_Culture]

24, although as someone else said Googling could possibly expand on that.


Do many Country Life readers have experience in slipping away from a football riot?

 

[EltonFrog]

I can do 26 as in "Perform three good card tricks"

You must be some kind of a blumen magician or summat!

 

[EltonFrog]

[QUOTE 2224712, member: 1314"]Actually - I think I did this all wrong. It's about fronting up. You don't have to do all 39 to be uber-posh - the trick is to pretend that you can. That's what the real posh crowd do. A bit of superficial learning, not a lot of people will scratch below the surface, and if they do, well, they don't count![/quote]


Here is man who has found a nail and hit fairly and squarely on the bonce.

 

[swee'pea99]

Well, I printed off a copy for each of my girls and they both told me to *&%^ off and $£%*ing *%^, so I feel there is perhaps some fine-tuning still required there...

 

[2bluegp]

I can only manage #30. Uncork & pour a bottle of champagne.
step one, Remove vest, fold it up, hold it against the trunk of a tree.
step two, whilst holding the bottle by the neck, hit the base of it against the tree, (padded by your vest)
repeat step two until the cork removes itself from the bottle.
step three, pour champagne down your neck. (putting your vest back on is optional)

proper posh me..

 

[Hover Fly]

That's for still wine, silly.

 

[EltonFrog]

I thought the definition of posh is when you have fruit in bowl, but no-one is ill.

 

[rvw]

Depending on how you judge some of those, maybe 21. I have no idea about slipping away from a football riot, as I have no intention of ever getting that close to a football match. Even on telly.

 

[Smurfy]

I will only post my score after the Duke of Devonshire has posted his score.

 

[Hotblack Desiato]

40: Give a damn.

 

[lukesdad]

That's a test for my Butler, not me !

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

worryingly I made 16 which worries me considerably. It should have been much much lower!

 

[tiswas-steve]

How can you do number 39 ?
Surely the poor thing would,nt fit through the letterbox ?