Text From Wife:

[Deleted member 35268]

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Do you need a new bike?

How do you think I answered?

 

[snorri]

No, I don't need a new bike but would just love to get a tandem so that you and I could get out together more often.

Right?

 

[Markymark]

Makes no odds how you answered....you'll still be in the wrong..

 

[jonny jeez]

You replied .

Who is this, and what have you done with my wife?

 

[aberal]

You replied.. "Yes. Same way you need a new hairstyle. Been meaning to tell you..."

That ought to work well.

 

[simon the viking]

But she's asking because she has seen one at £85 in asda your size and that's how much you told her the last one was.......

 

[HertzvanRental]

Every corpuscle in your immune system should screaming!!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

How do you think I answered?

"Where's my car and how badly is it damaged?"

GC

 

[buggi]

You replied "do you need those new shoes?"

 

[Berk on a Bike]

 

[classic33]

"Where's my car and how badly is it damaged?"

GC

She's run over the old one, in his car!

 

[steveindenmark]

How can anyone choose a new bike for you?

Maybe her next text will say "Well sod off you cannot have one"

Wifes are like that I hear.

 

[vickster]

You replied "do you need those new shoes?"

Or a lovely weekend away with the girls while I look after the kids and decorate the house for you

 

[LocalLad]

If it was preceded with you texting "gonna buy a new bike", you're in trouble!

 

[Easytigers]

Oh dear...batten down the hatches! She's going to blow! (don't be rude btw!)