That F***ing Bike!!!

[Cubist]

There's a lot of them about
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/free-ing-stickers.73554/

 

[4F]

That was a quality F****** thread, happy days

 

[jayonabike]

My Mrs encourages me to ride my f***ing bike stating "The amount of money you've spent on bikes and bike stuff, you'd better go out and ride the f***ing thing!''

 

[Andrew 14]

My Mrs encourages me to ride my f***ing bike stating "The amount of money you've spent on bikes and bike stuff, you'd better go out and ride the f***ing thing!''

I get this a lot

 

[mark st1]

My bike lives on the half landing and my wife has called it many a rude word just after she has walked past and whacked her shin on my peddle

 

[sabian92]

My other half doesn't really call my bikes anything apart from "your bike".

She knows very little about cycling although she has no qualms about me doing it (apart from she'd rather not have me run over).

 

[billy1561]

Joking aside my other half is very understanding to my bike hobby. Understandably she gets a bit fed up of my better 2 bikes constantly in the house. No way are they going in a flimsy wooden shed.

 

[ianrauk]

Joking aside my other half is very understanding to my bike hobby. Understandably she gets a bit fed up of my better 2 bikes constantly in the house. No way are they going in a flimsy wooden shed.

Mrs Ian is the same.
She would rather have a very fit, happy husband who isn't getting blind drunk at football matches getting in to all sorts of trouble.
Though she does say that the conservatory looks like a branch of Halfords sometimes. HALFORDS? I ask you!

 

[EltonFrog]

My wife, the enemy, rides as much as I do, so I don't have that problem.

My ex wife, Plaintiff, now that was another thing altogether.

 

[Boris Bajic]

I wish I had a Flying Bike!

I once got my MTB a little bit off the ground near the footpath, but flying... that would be zappy!

Where did you get it and what colourways are they offering for 2013?

 

[Dave 123]

Just tell her to get back to the f***ing cooker

 

[thegravestoneman]

I would tell her that, but there's a f***ing bike in the way

 

[DCLane]

Mrs Ian DCLane is the same.
She would rather have a very fit, happy husband who isn't getting blind drunk at football matches getting in to all sorts of trouble. dead
Though she does say that the conservatory looks like a branch of Halfords sometimes. HALFORDS? I ask you!

Yep! I get that too

 

[400bhp]

She's happy you're not dead Dave. Pretty low standards your missus.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

I wish I had a Flying Bike!

I once got my MTB a little bit off the ground near the footpath, but flying... that would be zappy!

Where did you get it and what colourways are they offering for 2013?

Flying Bike (well, trike to be accurate).