The Alternative Advertising Slogan Thread

[sheddy]

Inspired by the Now Show on Radio 4

believe in blather

its not worth it

the ultimate driving machine (until it snows)

 

[TVC]

I can't believe its not hydrogenated fat.

 

[Shaun]

Reminds me of the movie Crazy People where they did all the "honest" advertising slogans:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxZz-nXTeCs


There were others like "Fly with us - fewer people die on our planes!", "Sony - Bony", etc.

Cheers,
Shaun

 

[theclaud]

I can't believe its not hydrogenated fat.

Or, as rendered by Jeremy Hardy, "F**k Me It's Margarine"...

 

[theclaud]

Reminds me of the movie Crazy People where they did all the "honest" advertising slogans:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxZz-nXTeCs


There were others like "Fly with us - fewer people die on our planes!", "Sony - Bony", etc.

Cheers,
Shaun

And of course Reggie Perrin's company, Grot.

 

[MacB]

Scalextric - it's shoot spend your money on something decent

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Scalextric - it's shoot spend your money on something decent

Not got over it yet MacB?

 

[MacB]

Not got over it yet MacB?

healing takes time

my biggest childhood toy disappointment was actually FlightDeck from Airfix.

 

[TVC]

Flightdack was an utter rip off.

Back to the adverts:

British Airways. The worlds favourite picket line.

 

[Crackle]

Because you're gullible. Worth has nothing to do with it.

 

[Dan B]

Someone on this board has (or had) "Tesco - every little hurts" as a sig

Another on the same theme would be "Tesco - very little helps"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Guiness - Thank goodness for Murphy's

 

[Landslide]

Have you got a W*nKereD side?

 

[theclaud]

Have you got a W*nKereD side?

 

[Hilldodger]

I can't believe its not hydrogenated fat.

I can't believe it's not very nice.