The Alternative Advertising Slogan Thread

[thegrumpybiker]

Can't think of any at the moment but this thread is reminding me of this...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A

 

[Landslide]

Just For Men. Because women won't fall for our shoddy, poorly dubbed, recycled Yank trash adverts.

 

[Landslide]

You know who your mates are. They're the ones who buy you summat other than the fizzy pish that is Carling.

 

[sheddy]

Gives You Wind (slogan on the back of the trousers worn by the Red Bull Pitstop Crew )

 

[snorri]

Someone on this board has (or had) "Tesco - every little hurts" as a sig

Another on the same theme would be "Tesco - very little helps"

Or maybe even 'Every Lidl helps'

 

[Archie_tect]

Suzuki- ride with the wind of shame..

 

[Archie_tect]

Toy Motor, sadly, one day all cars will be made this way.

 

[BrumJim]

Carlsberg. Probably a very average lager.

 

[BrumJim]

Budweiser - the peasant of beers.

 

[Archie_tect]

Nothing works better than Sunsilk... [so use nothing]

 

[Davidc]

I'm loathin'it - McDonalds

Can't stand that taste - KFC

 

[Archie_tect]

Coca Cola- get the feeling ....barf, scuse me!

 

[Arch]

Not quite a slogan, but anyone hear the Now Show last week, and Mitch Benn's song inspired by the latest corporate buy linking various cleaning products, including Cillit Bang, and a contraceptive?

the chorus was "Durex, Bang! Finish, Vanish..."

 

[automatic_jon]

"Because you're worth sh!t"

 

[sheddy]

I'm a non-entity, get me out of here