The Alternative Advertising Slogan Thread

[sheddy]

The Great British Bike Off

The search for Britain's best amateur biker continues with Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins.
Ten bikers remain and this week their bike handling skills are put to the test.
Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry keep a close eye on the bikers who face three increasingly complicated challenges over two days and have to work with yeast for the first time...

 

[jig-sore]

if "everyone" eats special K for just two weeks we don't give a shite if it makes you slimmer, cos we'll be raking it in !!!!!

 

[Paulus]

Sky TV. ---Believe in crap.

 

[Brains]

Ooooonly the crubliest flakest choc-o-lite .....
Crumbles and flakes all over the floor

Written by a mate of mine, he also did the "I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops" jingle amongst many others.
He has not needed to work for years .....

As a party piece he does mulitiple versions of the jingles done is different styles, reggie, heavy metal, jazz, blues, hiphop, folk etc complete with the alternate wording. After a few bottles it can be hillarious .....

 

[Cubist]

Or the Viz Andrex advert based on the "soft long and very strong" theme:

"It gets the shoot off your arse and your finger won't go through"

 

[atbman]

Dulco Ease, Dulco Ease
Make it really easy to squeeze

 

[sheddy]

You are the controller (and if you watch any more TV, you'll be the Fat Controller)

 

[NormanD]

Only the crumbliest, flakiest head lice, Hedrin makes them die this way

 

[colly]

Dulux Once..........The word we were searching for was ....Twice.

 

[sheddy]

The BBC - Proud Sponsors of the UK Recession

 

[Archie_tect]

This isn't just any old rubbish, it's M+S old rubbish.

 

[Doseone]

Cash for Cash. We'll give you a great price for your cash.

 

[ianrauk]

Cash for Cash. We'll give you a great price for your cash.

Can I have a Pounds worth of Fivers please?

 

[Doseone]

Can I have a Pounds worth of Fivers please?

If you hang on there'll be a buy one get one free offer.

 

[ianrauk]

If you hang on there'll be a buy one get one free offer.

Better stock up then...