The Alternative Advertising Slogan Thread

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Mark Grant

Acting Captain of The St Annes Jombulance.
Location
Hanworth, Middx.
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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Guinness. Makes your Sh*t black!

Senacot - Because Your Constipated!!

The Olympic Torch - sponsored by Tom Tom

Proudly Sponsored By The British Fire Extinguisher Industry!

Cash for Cash. We'll give you a great price for your cash.

Ramsdens - Planning World Domination Using That Ned/Chav's Gold!

The car in front is... being recalled!

....Getting closer... I'm Skidding! Oh Sh*t! CRASH!!

...Get To The Point With Michelin Tires!
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
This advert and it's like REALLY get on my tits, because all I want to do is shout at the telly

'I Am A Machine!'

Or

'I am freedom, I am strength, I am technology
...I am now wrapped around a tree!'

Or

'I am an actor paid to say this crap, but I don't care what you think, because I'll be laughing all the way to the bank from the royalties!'

Seriously, what a truly wanky, wanky advert and it is of considerable surprise to me that it hasn't been parodied yet (from what I've seen anyway)

An advert most certainly piched at the Oanist market:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZI_91zpK0

Genuinely, does anyone over the age of about 14 actually fall for this crap??
 
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sheddy

Legendary Member
Location
Suffolk
Google - don't be evil (pay your taxes)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_be_evil
 

DiddlyDodds

Random Resident
Location
Littleborough
This is an old one ,, who can remember this , was a chap from the west country i think .

Washing powder called BUGGER
Slogan = If Daz dont whiten it , and OMO dont brighten it "Bugger it"

Best - Universal - Grit - Grime - Effluent - Remover
 

Threevok

Growing old disgracefully
Location
South Wales
The lazy persons guide to writing an advert...

At [company name] - we know [patronising statement].
That's why [blatantly obvious answer to a problem you yourselves invented].
[company name] - [rhetorical nonsensical statement, that gets more annoying, the more you hear it]

As used by British Gas, Experian, Detol, Sainsburys, Aviva, Sky, BT.....
 
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