The Alternative Advertising Slogan Thread

[Brains]

Ooooonly the crubliest flakest choc-o-lite .....
Crumbles and flakes all over the floor

 

[ColinJ]

The car in front is... being recalled!

 

[palinurus]

Reminds me of the movie Crazy People where they did all the "honest" advertising slogans:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OxZz-nXTeCs

There were others like "Fly with us - fewer people die on our planes!", "Sony - Bony", etc.

Cheers,
Shaun

Cancer? maybe, flavour- for sure!

 

[sheddy]

The News of the World - when its gone, its gone...

 

[gbb]

Mines a twist on actual advert wording...some of you won't even know what a Moskovich is ?

It went...'Moskovich, built for the Russian winter'....

Shame it couldn't handle the british winter

 

[Kestevan]

Carlsberg doesnt do beer.....

but if they did, it'd be shoot, just like their lager.

 

[soulful dog]

British Gas - Looking after your cash

 

[MontyVeda]

Ready Brek - over priced porridge for kids

 

[wobbler]

Dysons suck

 

[TVC]

Orange answer phone service. Brought to you by The News of The World.

 

[sheddy]

The very last headline from the NOTW - Goodbye and thanks for all the fishy stories

 

[Scotmitchy]

The very last headline from the NOTW - Goodbye and thanks for all the fishy stories

clever!

 

[sheddy]

Sky - Believe We're Bitter

(from R4's Now Show)

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I can't believe its not hydrogenated fat.

Alternatively...

I can't believe it! Snot butter

 

[Archie_tect]

Fiat Punto:
Designed by Computers, Built by Robots, Driven by Italians....