Boris Bajic
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Yeah, but there's loads of other gods even just here on earth and there's probably even other gods that we don't know about and they may have made worlds of their own to play with. In fact I'd bet that as far as gods go there are probably way more competent ones than our god. Basic parenting 101 would tell even the slackest mother not to just trust your kids not to eat the deadly fruit just because you say so. And what sort of idiot would leave the dangerous stuff just lying around for them to play with.
He also showed a hugw ammount of immaturity when he decided to wipe us all out in a flood just because we weren't living the life he told us to. Every parent knows you shouldn't live through your kids but let them develop. Our god was obviously very neurotic not to mention violently insane. Take the way he treated Job (pronounced Jobe not job as it was a person not what someone did as was the way back then) He tortured that poor f***er with all sorts of crap and just about got him to kill his own child just to prove what a loyal sap Job was...to of all people the devil. Then he says to Beezelbub that he can have a go at tormenting him if he wants.
So there are probably other gods and they would have to be pretty poor if they were actually worse than our one so they have probably made loads better worlds with really happy and contented people all over it and all living nicely with as much broad band internet and fruit as they want all for free and stuff. If we haven't heard from them it's because they know what a dip stick our god is and what sort of dross he's managed to make.
I reckon.
1. Yes, he did get a little tetchy before he had the kid, but you need to cut him a little slack. I think you are being harsh.
2. The Job thing was a massive misunderstanding and poorly reported in the (strongly biased) press.
3. The plagues were nowhere near as bad as suggested in various scriptures. Another massive over-reaction by the press.
4. The flood was nothing at all to do with God. It was the direct consequence of global warming caused by the over-reliance of mankind on fossil fuels.
5. God can't use the Internets because Heaven has no broadband facility yet. They are working on it, but the guys who dig up the road to lay the cables are all in 'the other place'.
6. No other god is up to making a whole planet and aliens and stars and stuff. It's all in the Bible. That Allah bloke is just on a bandwagon trip, the Pope (is he actually a god?) is too busy overpopulating South Americea (not personally, of course) and the slightly weird elephant types are just sculptures that went a bit wrong and are probably not gods at all.