The awkward moment when....

[TheDoctor]

I'm not opening that link and I am wondering what you were searching for to have found that!

B3ta has a 'Question of the week' for people to write in with amusing ancdotes, thinly-disguised rewrites of film plots and contrived puns. I just remembered that one, as it was far-and-away the most revolting and embarrassing thing I'd ever heard of...
One week they were asked for tales of greediness.
Someone posted about Haribo.
That sounds pretty bad too, but not in the same league.

 

[TheDoctor]

Hell yes!!

But only if we can have pictures this time!

There are photos???

 

[TheDoctor]

Class, I so wish I could have done that instead of having to get someone to do it for me!

Take up yoga. And get some really good mouthwash.
You dirty, dirty boy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Take up yoga. And get some really good mouthwash.
You dirty, dirty boy.

Yoga eh? Excelent!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There are photos???

After the towl caper, here's hoping!

 

[Speicher]

There are photos???

No, definitely no photos. The man from the Water Board may have had a camera with him, I cannot recall.

 

[TVC]

Get on with it woman!!!!

We're all waiting

 

[Speicher]

You will have to wait now until I have had my afternoon tea. I will keep you in suspenders for a bit longer.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oooh, naughty.... but I like it!

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh - were suspenders involved?

 

[TVC]

You will have to wait now until I have had my afternoon tea. I will keep you in suspenders for a bit longer.

you cruel, cruel woman - I like it.

 

[Speicher]

 

[MossCommuter]

...you are about to email Radio 4 demanding a researcher's head on a platter but, just in time, remember that actually Harper Lee wrote "To Kill a Mocking Bird" and Laurie Lee is someone else entirely (and a he)

 

[TheDoctor]

Less of that, we're waiting for Speicher in Sussies!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

YEAH MOSSY!