RiflemanSmith
Senior Member
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- London UK
Auto fill on my phone.I give up, what did you mean to say?
*says
Auto fill on my phone.I give up, what did you mean to say?
I give up, what did you mean to say?
I thought it must be some particularly obscure rhyming slang..........sausage = pork sausage = pork = talk
.Pork = Talk ? Must be a regional accent thing, because it certainly doesn't work with a Scottish accent.

My sister had a shop that was broken into, they also found a "steamer" in the middle of the shop floor left by the burglarSimilar thing happened to an ex-girlfriend of mine years ago. Her house was broken into, and the thief crapped on the carpet. Not content with that, he then smeared it on the walls. Her "crime" was that she had reported him to the Police after his dog attacked her dog. This was pre DNA days, so nothing was ever proven.