The Drago manifesto

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 7 Sep 2019.

  1. Too late: I've already been accused of that because I had the temerity to take on dual nationality. According to a number of people I should have done the decent thing and renounced my British Citizenship when I took my German Citizenship, and if they had their way I'd have my British citizenship taken from me.

    So that's me telt.
     
    Last edited: 9 Sep 2019
  2. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    We'll have another possiblity. The new Yorkshire Passport. It'll be available in Pantone 300, when we gain our freedom.
     
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  3. OP
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    Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    And printed on paper made from whippet hire, I a cover made from flat cap lining.
     
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  4. Ah yes, but what colour will it be?

    It wouldn't be usable beyond Yorkshire of course, for the simple reason that when you live in Yorkshire there isn't anywhere else worth visiting...
     
  5. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Pantone 300, what else!
     
  6. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Grey, of course!
     
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  7. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Location:
    Meanwood ,Leeds
    i have noticed some people are hankering after jobs in Drago's Cabinet.I understand we may have a candidate for Speaker of the House of CycleChat.He retires at the end of October.I would like to apply for the job of Kommunikations spokesperson,wot wiv me being an ex Postal worker,and my first law is nobody under 6' 4" can be Speaker of the House of CycleChat,so that rules out the leetle bloke in London.
     
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  8. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Bloviating Windbag

    I'd like that, but I don't like that, if you know what I mean
     
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  9. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Do you know what you mean though?
     
  10. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Bloviating Windbag

    I'm not even sure where I am. All these alchemical fumes, you see. A Home Secretary's work is never done
     
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  11. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Couldn't you stick with smoke and mirrors?
     
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  12. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    We stick with Pantone 300, Scotland can come with us. They changed the colour on their national flag to match those of the Yorkshire flag.
     
  13. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Bloviating Windbag

    How am I supposed to poison my liege perform my duty with smoke and mirrors
     
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  14. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Depends on what you choose to burn. The mirrors, set up right, can make it appear as you're in more than one place.
     
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  15. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    I mis-read that as bum not burn... I know it's Drago's cabinet, but even so...
     
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