The Drago manifesto

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 7 Sep 2019.

  1. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Wouldn't a doctor be better for that?
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  2. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    FTFY and saved the NHS Billions :okay:
  3. lane

    lane Über Member

    This seems good now - but maybe in three years not so much. On the other hand retirement at 60 sounds ideal.
  4. Dirk

    Dirk If 6 Was 9

    Devon's Gold Coast
    Vets are more qualified than GPs, so I've been lead to believe.
  5. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    I'd a broken leg set by a vet, no medication used*, a few years ago. A mile to the nearest road and they didn't want to carry me there.

    *All his medication was lisenced for animal use only.

    I'd not trust the newer vets though.
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  6. And never mind that a Doctor would have referred to it as an "arm".
    Last edited: 8 Sep 2019
  7. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    A cap on beer prices.
    Blame Russia for everything – from broken mobile phones to train delays and unpaid rent?
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  8. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Think you may need to go to another doctor, for a second opinion.
  9. OP

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    No, no, Putin is a great leader, a man who gets things done.

    We could blame everything on Diane Abbott.
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  10. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Inside my skull
    But that doesn't add up.
  11. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Ban guns and butter — both kill.

    The law of gravity to be repealed.

    Higher education to be provided by building taller schools.
    Last edited: 9 Sep 2019
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  12. OP

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    I was thinking make guns compulsory for cyclists in case of road rage.

    Gravity to be repealed on all hills.

    Higher eductarionn ro be available to those that qualify as tall and beautiful
  13. 1: All cyclists have unlimited free travel on trains if they have a bicycle

    2: A minimum of one carriage on all trains to be given over to the carriage of bicycles. Half of carriage for bicycles themselves (with work stand) half with seating for riders.

    3: Acceptable standard of comfort is required. Example here.
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  14. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    He clearly wasn't used to treating horses- he'd've shot you..
    Last edited: 9 Sep 2019
  15. lane

    lane Über Member

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