The Drago manifesto

YukonBoy

The Monch
Location
Inside my skull
A cap on energy consumption per adult. If you drive your car too much you'll have to burn the kids to keep the house warm.
 
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Drago

Drago

Flouncing Nobber
Location
On Air Force One
At the end of each journey car drivers to be placed in a 10' x 10'room, and the amount of the CO2 the burned is to be pumped in with the air.
 

Edwardoka

Shambling ruin of a man
Hit and run punishable by maiming. You hit someone and drive off, you lose a body part, proportional to the injuries caused to the person you hit.
I fell into a ditch in the middle of the night when passing someone on a narrow country road a couple of years ago and they stopped 30 yards up the road despite no contact so I don't see there being any excuse for driving off after hitting someone.
 

classic33

Legendary Member
A cap on energy consumption per adult. If you drive your car too much you'll have to burn the kids to keep the house warm.
Too much energy required!
"Burning people to generate electricity doesn't. ... The human body is about 65 percent water and it requires a tremendous amount of heat to vaporize the water and get the corpse burning. It takes about 100 megajoules of thermal energy — the equivalent of 105 cubic feet of natural gas – before any combustion takes place."

https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/energy/stories/no-we-cant-burn-people-for-electricity
 

Edwardoka

Shambling ruin of a man
Personally I'm beginning to hope no-one on here is ever allowed into political office, anywhere, ever.
 

YukonBoy

The Monch
Location
Inside my skull
Too much energy required!
"Burning people to generate electricity doesn't. ... The human body is about 65 percent water and it requires a tremendous amount of heat to vaporize the water and get the corpse burning. It takes about 100 megajoules of thermal energy — the equivalent of 105 cubic feet of natural gas – before any combustion takes place."

https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/energy/stories/no-we-cant-burn-people-for-electricity
So they'll have to gut and dry their kids out in a smokery first. Easily solved.
 
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