The Drago manifesto

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 7 Sep 2019.

  1. OP
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    Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Clearly the fear of Drago as Lord Protector of the United Whether They Like It Or Not Kingdom has prompted the government to take action at last.
     
  2. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

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    A cap on energy consumption per adult. If you drive your car too much you'll have to burn the kids to keep the house warm.
     
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  3. OP
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    Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    At the end of each journey car drivers to be placed in a 10' x 10'room, and the amount of the CO2 the burned is to be pumped in with the air.
     
  4. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Bloviating Windbag

    Hit and run punishable by maiming. You hit someone and drive off, you lose a body part, proportional to the injuries caused to the person you hit.
    I fell into a ditch in the middle of the night when passing someone on a narrow country road a couple of years ago and they stopped 30 yards up the road despite no contact so I don't see there being any excuse for driving off after hitting someone.
     
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  5. SpokeyDokey

    SpokeyDokey Nearly 63 - oh dear! Moderator

    Hmmm - there's an underlying savagery in this thread. :smile:
     
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  6. Personally I'm beginning to hope no-one on here is ever allowed into political office, anywhere, ever.
     
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  7. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Too much energy required!
    "Burning people to generate electricity doesn't. ... The human body is about 65 percent water and it requires a tremendous amount of heat to vaporize the water and get the corpse burning. It takes about 100 megajoules of thermal energy — the equivalent of 105 cubic feet of natural gas – before any combustion takes place."

    https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/energy/stories/no-we-cant-burn-people-for-electricity
     
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  8. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    The same to be done with those who find breaking wind funny.
     
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  9. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Bloviating Windbag

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  10. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
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    So they'll have to gut and dry their kids out in a smokery first. Easily solved.
     
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  11. OP
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    Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Resistance is futile! I mean, erm, I welcome all legitimate political debate. Yes, honest.
     
  12. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Bloviating Windbag

    Most puissant and noble holder of the sacred undergarments, I agree. May I be your Grand Vizier?
     
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  13. OP
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    Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Excellent grovelling. You can be Chief Dungeonmaster. I mean, er, Home Secretary.
     
  14. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
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    But who will be the leader of the house of pain? Applications are sort for a vacancy arising on Halloween.
     
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  15. i hate hills

    i hate hills Done done on to the next one..........

    And a dog named Cleatus .....
     
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