The end of the universe.

[classic33]

Or are we just dreaming?

If you're really here.

 

[marknotgeorge]

If there's a restaurant at the end of the universe, I want to know how many hygiene stars Scunthorpe Town Council have given it.

 

[chriswoody]

 

[MontyVeda]

Put right what once went wrong.

well... i did something wrong yesterday and sorted it today. sometimes my errors are resolved within seconds, sometimes months... no reincarnation is necessary.

 

[MontyVeda]

To improve where you're at. If you're good enough, you come back as a higher level being each time. Quite where you end up though, I have no idea.

spoken like a true Buddhist.... lots of words but no substance.

 

[Tin Pot]

*I'm not even sure that's a word, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

People that work on the theory of quantum mechanics:

Singular ~ A quantum mechanic.
Plural ~ A disarray of quantum mechanics.

 

[MontyVeda]

One rung further up the ladder!

what ladder? a ladder to where? and even if there is a ladder, how do you know if you're supposed to be ascending or descending it?

 

[perplexed]

I also read somewhere that there's a restaurant at the end of the universe?

And I bet when I get there, there will be an oblivious couple with a couple of noisy brats at the next table...

 

[Markymark]

I just want to know what's on the menu at the restaurant - do they have low carb options?

Why, you worried about your waistline the day after the universe ends?

 

[KEEF]

This my third reincarnation (that I can rember) and I can assure you there is nothing you can change and no matter how I try I still end up a miserable old bastard!

 

[MiK1138]

The world only ends when I don't wipe the kitchen sides, even after just a sandwich.... apparently.

Its amazing how the fate of the universe hinges on so many household items, I'm led to beleive a toilet seat left in an upwards position leaves the universe at risk of being sucked into said toilet

 

[NorthernDave]

I thought The Matrix covered all this off?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I like the idea of reincarnation.

Not me. I'm not coming back as a dung beetle

 

[John the Monkey]

Put right what once went wrong.

That's Quantum Leap, I'm pretty sure.

Oh boy.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

This my third reincarnation (that I can rember) and I can assure you there is nothing you can change and no matter how I try I still end up a miserable old bastard!

It's interesting how these things work. I'm only on my second and already I'm perfect.