I'll be chuffed if they sign Chris Woods. We face Burnley this weekend and he always scores against us.
But Woods might be a clever signing. He can get goals (with the right service, maybe that's were Trippier comes in) and knows all about relegation scraps. He's also not intended as anything other than short term, in to do a job, so his age isn't a concern. If they're relegated then he can lead the line, if they stay up then he's a perfectly decent 'plan b' striker for the bench.
Edit: just read he has been signed. The article I read also mentioned something I hadn't considered - it weakens Burnley, a relegation rival. Whether that's clever or underhanded is, I guess, up to you.