Hi, I'm only coming for the midnight-to-first-breakfast part of the ride. But I'll tell you three stories about coming home from Wick by train after an End-to-End in 2010.
First story: I wanted to book an advance ticket and a bike reservation with a senior railcard. The route was Wick to Inverness, Inverness to Edinburgh Waverley, Edinburgh Waverley to Birmingham International, Birmingham International to Northampton. In 2010 you couldn't make a bike reservation over the net. Phone only. ScotRail had one number and a dizzying host of automated choices.
I'd chosen a particular day, Tuesday 17th August. The connections are easier midweek. There were two trains leaving Wick, one just after 6 a.m. and one just after 8 a.m. The B&B landlady (I'd booked in January) offered me her early cyclists breakfast at 5 a.m. but I was hoping for the 8 a.m. departure.
On the phone to ScotRail: "I'd like to book ..." I could feel the customer services advisor's eyes glaze over at the phrase "Senior Railcard" but we both persevered. She gazed at her screen, I gazed at mine. Finally we agreed the departure and arrival times of the four legs of the journey and I gave her my credit card details. She then attempted to finish the conversation with, "That's it then, you're booked with a senior railcard from Wick to Inverness to Edinburgh to Birmingham to Northampton - with a bicycle from Wick to Inverness and from Edinburgh to Birmingham to Northampton." Me, quick as a flash, "What about my bicycle from Inverness to Edinburgh?" She, "Oh, I can't get a bike on that service." Me, holding back sarcasm, "But I want to take the bike on all four legs." She, "You'll have to book a different time for the journey."
We go through the screens again and agree that a man and a bike can travel all four legs together if I leave Wick just after 6 a.m. I buy those tickets and ask her to cancel the first set of tickets. She, "Oh, I can't cancel the first set of tickets. You'll have to speak to refunds!"
I phone ScotRail again and negotiate the system through to refunds. Chap this time. Him, "Oh, we don't do refunds on advance tickets." Me, "But it was your customer services adviser who made the mistake." He, eventually, "You'll have to send me proof that you've made two bookings for the same journey on the same day." Me, "How do I do that?" He, "Phone bookings and ask them to e-mail me proof of your purchases."
Again, I negotiate ScotRail's phone system. Fortunately I've got a very distinctive surname and I'm remembered. I ask, "Can you send an e-mail to your refunds department as evidence that I should be entitled to a refund?" She, "I don't know why the refunds department has asked you to ask me to send them an e-mail. They know that we don't have e-mail facilities in this office!"
[Footnote: My credit card account received a refund two months later - less a £10 "administration fee"!]