I don't do posh motorbikes either. My 19 year old Honda VFR 800 cost me £3k when I bought it 5 years ago and is still worth about £2k..
It sits unloved in my back garden until called into service, as it was on Wednesday when I got a last minute urge to visit Yorkshire. A quick booking for 2 nights BnB in Harrogate was made, and a top box packed with bare essentials.
The old Honda fired up first press of the starter and off we went. 480 miles in 3 days (and not used at all on day 2 as I took the train into York) she ran faultlessly. Up and down dales, on the motorway, and everything else. 0 to 60 she will still do in under 4 seconds, and very illegal speeds thereafter if that is your thing - but not mine, obviously. And still you get 50+ mpg..
An incredible machine and the best of fun for a fraction of the price that big shiny new car owners are paying, while it depreciates faster than the queue of traffic they are sitting in.
Thank you, Honda!
Still quite shiny though....