The 'OOOH I bet that stings a bit' thread

[Profpointy]

[QUOTE 3988740, member: 9609"]Thought there was a bit of grit stuck on the front tyre, it was irratating the hell out of me going click click click click click click click click click click click click - so I leant over and tried to flick it off with my finger as it passed

Spoiler: click here to see what happened

it was a bit of glass stuck in the tyre spinning round like a bacon slicer

[/QUOTE]

ooh I cringed just reading the words, but couldn't quite stop myself from clicking the picture

 

[jonny jeez]

I'm told that this smarts a bit.

 

[Profpointy]

I'm told that this smarts a bit.

but hurts less than a kick in the bollocks. .....

....Quite a few women say they'd like another baby, no man has ever said they'd like another kick in the bollocks

 

[pplpilot]

I'm told that this smarts a bit.

Yea by women... If it was us blokes it'd be a quick trip to an out patients clinic, an aspirin, mug of tea, quick nap and back to work in the afternoon. Sniff.

 

[Hyslop]

My right knee, coupla yrs ago.
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Ooh,nasty.Mind you,it would have looked so much more impressive had you shaved the rest of your legs,and noy just the inside of your left thigh

 

[Levo-Lon]

Got hit with a starting handle once..flicked of a petter diesel mixer..loads of stiches and had to ride my kh250 home with my helmet perched high on my noggin..half a tennis ball lump above my eye..

 

[Andy_R]

but hurts less than a kick in the bollocks. .....

....Quite a few women say they'd like another baby, no man has ever said they'd like another kick in the bollocks

It is said that your body is programmed to forget pain. Explain then, how we blokes all remember how painful a kick in the nether regions is, and how everyone cringes when talking about tooth pain

 

[Levo-Lon]

[QUOTE 3988740, member: 9609"]Thought there was a bit of grit stuck on the front tyre, it was irratating the hell out of me going click click click click click click click click click click click click - so I leant over and tried to flick it off with my finger as it passed

Spoiler: click here to see what happened

it was a bit of glass stuck in the tyre spinning round like a bacon slicer

[/QUOTE]

Proper job sir ..they hurt a lot

 

[Profpointy]

Got hit with a starting handle once..flicked of a petter diesel mixer..loads of stiches and had to ride my kh250 home with my helmet perched high on my noggin..half a tennis ball lump above my eye..

A pal knocked his front teeth out doing something similar. He came into work looking very subdued. A monstrous dentist bull for implants hurt just as much. Ouch indeed

 

[Profpointy]

Voice of experience: if the warning phrase " it'll be allright", goes through.your head stop at once. it'll not be allright. You will hurt yourself and / or break something expensive.

 

[vernon]

I might have mentioned this before: I was trying to pull apart the two halves of a stuck two-part multitool when they suddenly parted company and the back of my left hand made high-speed contact with this:


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That looks like the same type of cactus that my son had the mishap with

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/the-oooh-i-bet-that-stings-a-bit-thread.190545/#post-3988682

 

[vernon]

A woman came to collect it for her autistic son who is obsessed with cacti - she said when he saw it he was speechless, except for, 'Oh! Wow!' So it went to a good home .

When my son caught mine he was speechless apart from "Oh! Ow!"

Mine is dwarfed by yours. I'm suffering from cactus envy.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Mistaking contact lens cleaner(in the days before we had the all in one cleaner and soak solution)for comfort drops certainly brought a tear to my eye.

 

[slowmotion]

A bit off-topic, but the porcupine assault reminded me of Vancouver friends who had a dog that got sprayed by a skunk. My godson keeps ferrets but they don't even get into the Top 100 as regards stinkers. Skunks are Chart Toppers, and the smell hangs about at the top spot. They say that the only way to get rid of this nastiness is to wash and lather the victim in tomato ketchup.

Carry on.

 

[User32269]

As a mere boy, it was time to shave the bum fluff whiskers, cue the inevitable numerous cuts. My Dad, who I love and respect, but talks a lot of crap, had run out of steptic pencil ( there's one for the youngsters ) He pronounced, with great authority, that bleach would do the same job.
I found a half full bottle of Domestos and applied if liberally to my chopped up face and neck.
If Jeremy Kyle had been on telly back in the day I would have been straight on for a paternity test...