The realisation you're getting old

[Smudge]

I was in a supermarket today and picked up a fish pie, as often happens i didn't have my reading glasses on me, so couldn't read what fish was in it. So i saw a young assistant and asked him to read it for me.
When i got home i realised he couldn't even read it right himself... Useless twunt.

 

[oldwheels]

Had to take a vehicle to the local garage today to get an overheating problem checked out. Walking( or struggling) to get up the hill to my house a police car stopped and driver asked if I wanted a lift home. Later was contemplating my folded trike and considering the best way to get it into my car when a youngish woman passing asked if I needed assistance. This is getting increasingly common.

 

[Drago]

The old suffers that supposedly work in B&Q, but who in reality seem to do nothing but stand around gossiping, seem to be looking younger of late.

 

[marshmella]

A friend of my Gran's once drove to town to do some shopping, then walked all the way home and wondered where her car was.

Don't panic though, when I was about 10 I had a habit of taking the wrapper off a kitkat, holding on to the wrapper whilst throwing the kitkat in the bin. So it might not be an age thing

I did exactly the same , i parked on the supermarket car park got a few things from the town then walked home.

 

[woodbutcher]

When l become annoyed by thread titles such as "The realisation that your getting old" when l am sure that the intention was to ask when one has "The realisation that you're getting old".

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When l become annoyed by thread titles such as "The realisation that your getting old" when l am sure that the intention was to ask when one has "The realisation that you're getting old".

You're even older when you no longer give a fig about such stuff.

 

[woodbutcher]

You're even older when you no longer give a fig about such stuff.

And grumpier

 

[Levo-Lon]

Putting in "what are you reading thread" Wilt on High... When your reading Wilt in Nowhere

 

[Accy cyclist]

i have a 'Moon' rear light. Or should i say had, not have. The thing is it hasn't worked for about two years now ( i gave up night time cycling,due to me now snapping rather than bouncing when hitting the tarmac,so it wasn't needed) since i lost its USB cable. I found the cable yesterday,but when looking for the rear light that's been sat on a shelf for two years i couldn't find it.

 

[Dave7]

i have a 'Moon' rear light. Or should i say had, not have. The thing is it hasn't worked for about two years now ( i gave up night time cycling,due to me now snapping rather than bouncing when hitting the tarmac,so it wasn't needed) since i lost its USB cable. I found the cable yesterday,but when looking for the rear light that's been sat on a shelf for two years i couldn't find it.

It will be next to your passport silly

 

[Dave7]

When my 94 year old aunty asks me to have power of attorney and my first thought was "sh*te, she may outlive me".

 

[Accy cyclist]

It will be next to your passport silly

You don't know where my driving license will be do you?

 

[Dave7]

You don't know where my driving license will be do you?

I know exactly where it is.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I know exactly where it is.

Where?

 

[Dave7]

Where?

Next to your back light of course