the recovery

[markg0vbr]

11.852 the last time i did this ride last week

 

[n-ick]

12.983 mph average

Eeeyup Cosmo, what is the sssshhhhh... secret of tha' increase in speed?
I make it an increase of 99.528 ft/min.

Has tha' been using a hundred foot punting pole ?

 

[markg0vbr]

Eeeyup Cosmo, what is the sssshhhhh... secret of tha' increase in speed?
I make it an increase of 99.528 ft/min.

Has tha' been using a hundred foot punting pole ?

i have swoped the old peter ross trike for a hand trike it was when feteling this that the light bulbe went ping "why did i not think of that before"
is 100ft a min a lot then?

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo, given that the speed of light is 186,000 miles /sec or about 7million mph
and sound travels at 1100 ft/sec, no.

I cycled the Monsal trail today, but didn't see any porpoises.

I did meet a jogger who refused to get out of my way,
jumped off onto a grass verge and fell down an embankment, was that you?

 

[markg0vbr]

no i brake for no one.

just drobed hand bike off for wheels truing and spoke tentions setting.

been in a bit of pain again so no trike today.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
yep agreed, chose my lane and the beggar wouldn't move.
Thinks; "well this'll be interesting, the guys either short sighted, in a paralell universe or just ignorant".
I think he said some kind words before rolling down the embankment.
According to my book the "Edwardian Gentlemans guide to Cycling",
my man with a red flag should have directed him out of the way
and then horse whipped him ,with a handy horse.

I haven't drobed for years, my nuts might want their tentions setting.

Eeeeh Cosmo, tha' world of letter writing awaits thee.
Every complainant should be well happy.
Disssafissfation guarenteed.

 

[markg0vbr]

i did point out to one disgruntled walker that it is a bridleway and not a foot path and they should treat it as such and not block the path, then grumble when a bike rider pings there bell. I don't i just shout agagagagagagr coming through and thump my manly chest.

peds should be passed as close and at as high a velocity as possible, as most of them drive cars like that give them a taste of the other foot, show them we are not to be trifled with, in-fact nail some sense in to them and continue the ritual flogging until they understand that we,,, the chosen ones, sun bronzed athletic god like recumbernauts rule the universe. (parse for applause and adoration) come the revolution names will be named and hamsters chargrilled (with a bit of garlic (as this is good for the blood,,well not the hamsters blood of course) in this time of strife and wonton hamster slaying things pray heavily on people's minds but they can be reassured that as I will continue to do there thinking for them freeing them to sit in-front of there 97" tv screens eating pizza five times a day.

 

[n-ick]

Eeeyup Cosmo, tha' certainly has a way wi' words.
Is there a vacancy for t'council spokesman ?

To keep peds and horses at bay, I carry a portable beehive on my rear carrier.
In addition there is available honey at tea stops.

I notice that your antics have been captured on the big screen;

http://www.youtube.com/movie?v=BqtoAXz3RFo&feature=mv_sr

 

[byegad]

Too rongs, doe nott mak ay rite.

 

[n-ick]

Last time I send him out for fried rice and prawn balls.

 

[markg0vbr]

http://ridewithgps.com/trips/265255
12.990 average
i seem to have found the maximum advantage from "it" i have a friend at a university engineering department i will let them see if they can fine tune "the device"
i should get the hadcycle back for the weekend just a gear cable to fit and then ready to roll cos i am now a cripple like can i now enter in the marathon handcycle race? just for the laugh as my handcycle would not be competitive with the super airo high-tec ones i have seen on tv.

 

[byegad]

Whowh thhats reeely gud. HHowe fastte kan u goe? Thinken ov haffing my legge brokin towe mak theee saym proygress.

 

[n-ick]

Eyyuup Cosmo, hows about a fixed wheel hand cycle?
I'd pay good money to watch tha' descend.

 

[markg0vbr]

Eyyuup Cosmo, hows about a fixed wheel hand cycle?
I'd pay good money to watch tha' descend.

like them penny farthing riders on utube, that could not keep up with the wheel
just been looking at taking the back wheel out of a front wheel drive lowracer crossing the chain and attaching it to the back for my lad a, back to back, hand cranke tandem with four wheels. just a bit of a problem with the coupling, a old head stock cut from a old bike and a dummy axle, now how do i know with a welder??? mmm bit of paper pen.......

 

[n-ick]

Spud likes welding.

He's got 2 dogs that even a bucket of water can't seperate.