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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
So with less than 48 hours to go to the 'Inquisition' (Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!) have you sorted your defence Mark? Is it going to be the insanity clause (Everyone believes insanity claus!) or are you going to get them to examine your loose screws? In the leg that is. :biggrin:


P.S. Can nick snap your pump?

Seriously Good Luck, keep cool and tell them the gory truth. :tongue:
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
If we can bury him at sea can I volunteer n-ick to dig the grave, he used to be into graves you know.

Sorry n-ick but I thought that was a dead good link. :laugh::biggrin::biggrin:
 
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markg0vbr

Über Member
well the lack of shouting was refreshing, having the lady from hr made all the difference! all very sivelised, they would like me to go in to the main office, in a fazed return still under my sick-note ?? how that works i dont know? any how i am going to run it by the specialist see what he think.
 

plantfit

Guru
Location
Lincolnshire
They're not called "sick notes" any more they are called "fit notes" the last resort is to put someone off work through sickness, they explore all avenue's to find you work in your workplace first, ie: a phased return, could be a few hours a day for so many days or two/three days a week for so many weeks, or in the case of a manual worker who is incapacitated it could be just answering the phone in the office, anything rather than have you away from the workplace. A case of the majority paying for the dishonesty of the minority

Roger
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo, well done. Tha'll find a different lifestyle in t'white collar world.

Keep a low profile and don't volunteer for anything.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Offer to write a few letters for them. With your spelling you should be good for another 6 months on the fiddle :evil:,sorry, on the sick.:angel:
 

n-ick

Senior Member
i will be seeing the sawbones Thursday 2nd to have a chat and see what he thinks about sitting at a desk all day.

EEEyup Cosmo,

tha'll find no difference if tha' fits pedals and
a streamer to front of desk.
If tha ' gets 2 rolls of sky wallpaper and
mounts them on t'rollers, then moving them along
will give t'impression of speed and working hard.
 
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