er i go to work for a bit and what do i find you lot running amok.
byegad stop poking the softy southerner with a sharpend pencil they don't like it and its not nice, they cant help being geographically embarrassed, do 100 lines "i will not poke the softy southerner with a sharpend lard as it is not nice" .
n-ick some one has hacked you account and going around offering to get pints in

you need to get on to the mods asap and have the posts removed or you reputation will be ruined.
speicher if the boys are being mean it is just there way of showing they like you, give them a swift tap on the nose with a rolled up news paper and say in a stern authoritative voice NO.
now that is sorted i will catch up with my correspondence.
today was a nice day for handbikeing through town the sun was out and it was a pleasant ride home, the amount of bits off lorry's, cars, vans ext laying about on the road is amazing if i picked up all the bits i wonder if i could make a sculpture out of them a 40' representation of manes struggle over adversity.
today a friend of mine has asked if he can ghost right a book about me!
i said there is not that much of interest to any one else but apparently every day things for me, he finds quite interesting.
home work for to day is right a paragraph about some one how has been mean to you try and find three nice things about them.