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- rawmarsh rotherham
though i believe it may be in southern 
it may put some of the ramblings in to context for the hard of thinking.
over to Rambling Syd Rumpo
Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.
Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.
So he stole a woggler's mooly
For to make a wedding ring,
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."
Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his mooly to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.
There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor,
Keep your hands off other's moolies,
For it is against the law.
thank you Sid - i'm sure we are all the wiser for that sage advice
and now for the news.. .... ..... .. ... ..
a slightly hunched figure, was seen last night dragging away a bronze 30ft statue, that was to be placed in front of the council buildings in Rotherham; the statue was a work from the same sculptor that "performed" the angel of the north, £35000 statue was awaiting erection ready for next weeks opening of the new building.
eye witnesses described how the black clad figure muttering unintelligible gibberish about revenge and social justice rolled the statue on to what was described as a large three wheeled bicycle contrivance and mad off.
the bandit was described as dressing like the caricature in the hit film v for vendetta, down to the guy fawkes mask.
police believe the sculpture was taken for randsome and are awaiting contact form the perpetrator.
it may put some of the ramblings in to context for the hard of thinking.over to Rambling Syd Rumpo
Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.
Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.
So he stole a woggler's mooly
For to make a wedding ring,
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."
Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his mooly to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.
There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor,
Keep your hands off other's moolies,
For it is against the law.
thank you Sid - i'm sure we are all the wiser for that sage advice
a slightly hunched figure, was seen last night dragging away a bronze 30ft statue, that was to be placed in front of the council buildings in Rotherham; the statue was a work from the same sculptor that "performed" the angel of the north, £35000 statue was awaiting erection ready for next weeks opening of the new building.
eye witnesses described how the black clad figure muttering unintelligible gibberish about revenge and social justice rolled the statue on to what was described as a large three wheeled bicycle contrivance and mad off.
the bandit was described as dressing like the caricature in the hit film v for vendetta, down to the guy fawkes mask.
police believe the sculpture was taken for randsome and are awaiting contact form the perpetrator.
, is on a line that can not be upgraded without stupid amounts of money; the old stations with large car park, with the duel carriageway running past is main entrance , in the large Victorian well equipped building was closed and is now a restaurant, on the main line which is already up to the high-speed link standard.
gosh it was good.
