byegad
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See you there then.
the recovery
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markg0vbr
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are we going on holiday then? i will quickly book some days at work so i can book a holiday.
unlike the idle rich*
i still slave over a hot keyboard 2.5 days a week, dreaming of the days when i will no-longer have to rent my underwear and get a pint of beer with out using higher purchase. its grim round hear you know i haven't even got a good set of boots for my hobnails so had to get my feet pierced .
i have to wind my computer up in the office every 15 mins.
*very short arms and deep pockets, feed there minions on scraps and i have it from a reliable source gives them a sound thrashing!
unlike the idle rich*
i still slave over a hot keyboard 2.5 days a week, dreaming of the days when i will no-longer have to rent my underwear and get a pint of beer with out using higher purchase. its grim round hear you know i haven't even got a good set of boots for my hobnails so had to get my feet pierced .
i have to wind my computer up in the office every 15 mins.
*very short arms and deep pockets, feed there minions on scraps and i have it from a reliable source gives them a sound thrashing!
byegad
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1. The idle rich have a terrible life. Beating flunkies and huntin, shootin* and fishing. Along with entertaining the Lord Lieutenant of the county. Some of us are also Ambassador for Yorkshire to Heathen Durham.
2. You buy beer? You only rent beer, after all you leave most of the remains in the pub toilet don't you?
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markg0vbr
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i have to be frugal coming from the impoverished south yorks, i hang on to the beer until it ferments again.
then dry it out to make saltpeter this is then used in the tanning industry, for curing hides we wear at triable gatherings.
even the Rotherham advertiser is using new polymer inks that don't rub off on your bum, the story's are 3" wide so when cut they can still be read, when you have a bit of time on your hands.
they have done this in a effort to stop people re using Izal, as the sight of it hanging out on washing lines was said to give the wrong impression.
a real Yorkshire man only breaths out from necessity and takes no pleasure in it.
then dry it out to make saltpeter this is then used in the tanning industry, for curing hides we wear at triable gatherings.
even the Rotherham advertiser is using new polymer inks that don't rub off on your bum, the story's are 3" wide so when cut they can still be read, when you have a bit of time on your hands.
they have done this in a effort to stop people re using Izal, as the sight of it hanging out on washing lines was said to give the wrong impression.
a real Yorkshire man only breaths out from necessity and takes no pleasure in it.
byegad
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The man's mad I tell you air is free so use all you can, I'm breathing hard now in order to have stored enough for the time the Tories tax air* and then I'll hold my breath and save money.
Widely rumoured to be in next years Queen's Speech.
Widely rumoured to be in next years Queen's Speech.
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markg0vbr
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imagine
reading the words slightly out of sink, like you are watching a dubbed Martial-arts move.
tomorrow we journey to the VSOA rejects rally at Selby, there we will meet leather clad bikers, we will learn drunken ape kung fu, and teach veterinarian ecky thump.
we will emerge an unstoppable hoard sweeping across the north of england once we have a free independent Yorkshire we will head south.
pie and chips may be eaten at some stage also not standing up in a field will happen for a bit.
reading the words slightly out of sink, like you are watching a dubbed Martial-arts move.
tomorrow we journey to the VSOA rejects rally at Selby, there we will meet leather clad bikers, we will learn drunken ape kung fu, and teach veterinarian ecky thump.
we will emerge an unstoppable hoard sweeping across the north of england once we have a free independent Yorkshire we will head south.
pie and chips may be eaten at some stage also not standing up in a field will happen for a bit.
byegad
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Now he's gone for the weekend we can talk behind his back. Who wants to kick off?
byegad
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What nobody wants to say anything. The SBGG will be pleased!
Meanwhile I was out shooting with the gamekeepers this morning. It does the rest some good to see one of their number die now and again. They work so much harder afterwards.
Meanwhile I was out shooting with the gamekeepers this morning. It does the rest some good to see one of their number die now and again. They work so much harder afterwards.
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markg0vbr
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i did some not standing up in a field had a glass of falling down water and came home.
it did not rain some times.
i was able to sit and watch the local air field from my tent, they must be hard up as some people wear strapped to the top wing of the plane while it flew around the field very low as well.
there wear some fighter plains from wwii and wwi replicas, i did some top notch pointing and now and again shouted atackatackatack.
it did not rain some times.
i was able to sit and watch the local air field from my tent, they must be hard up as some people wear strapped to the top wing of the plane while it flew around the field very low as well.
there wear some fighter plains from wwii and wwi replicas, i did some top notch pointing and now and again shouted atackatackatack.
Reading between the lines 
, it would appear that the SBGG must be on benefits: the benefit of a tent; the benefit of some not-standing-up; the benefit of cheap air travel (though I would have thought launching himself off his noisier-and-smellier trike would be even cheaper); the benefit of some not-rain ... the list goes on.
Is he really not just abenefit scrounger vulnerable member of society, who needs our support 
and assistance 
?
, it would appear that the SBGG must be on benefits: the benefit of a tent; the benefit of some not-standing-up; the benefit of cheap air travel (though I would have thought launching himself off his noisier-and-smellier trike would be even cheaper); the benefit of some not-rain ... the list goes on.Is he really not just a
and assistance ?
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I have been wondering why he was doing some top notch pointing.
I have a tall chimney on my house, and its top notch needs re-pointing. Perhaps, Mark, you can advise me about this.
I have a tall chimney on my house, and its top notch needs re-pointing. Perhaps, Mark, you can advise me about this.
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markg0vbr
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stand on the road at the front of the house and let the air out of one of your tyres, then look all lumpy jumper, weak and feeble.
when a strapping non lumpy jumper comes to your aid start them on the list of jobs you have saved up.
or load cement into shotgun cartridges and shoot the joints in the brick work, as long as you have a high viz vest on you will be ok.
here is a student of mine, he came all the way from the colonies, where i believe English stile pointing s still in its infancy they tend to use the old stile gesticulation http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2012/apr/11/mitt-romney-pointing-at-things
when a strapping non lumpy jumper comes to your aid start them on the list of jobs you have saved up.
or load cement into shotgun cartridges and shoot the joints in the brick work, as long as you have a high viz vest on you will be ok.
here is a student of mine, he came all the way from the colonies, where i believe English stile pointing s still in its infancy they tend to use the old stile gesticulation http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2012/apr/11/mitt-romney-pointing-at-things
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
As luck would have it, there is a builder who lives opposite me, and he has a strapping youngish* assistant. 
There is also a plumber next door, and a bicycle maintenance person just down the road.
* ie - not much older than me
There is also a plumber next door, and a bicycle maintenance person just down the road.
* ie - not much older than me
byegad
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I thought the pointing suggested he's of the canine persuasion. As to launching himself off the trike, he does that with monotonous regularity. Next time I'll have the camera running!
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markg0vbr
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i have being doing some thinking vis a vis lard, according to the wold rewound nutritionist Jame Oliver* it is bad for you!
so it is beef dripping all the way from now on.
beef dripping sandwiches left in a slightly worm snap tin at the bottom of a mine shaft for a shift with plenty of salt on them
(wipes away a single tear as thinking back to the salad days of youth, being given a hole beef dripping sandwich thus matured for his birthday) and i did not have to share it with the dog, i sat in my cage and nibbled at that sandwich for ages. gosh happy times.
*he must know every thing about food because he is on the telly
so it is beef dripping all the way from now on.
beef dripping sandwiches left in a slightly worm snap tin at the bottom of a mine shaft for a shift with plenty of salt on them
(wipes away a single tear as thinking back to the salad days of youth, being given a hole beef dripping sandwich thus matured for his birthday) and i did not have to share it with the dog, i sat in my cage and nibbled at that sandwich for ages. gosh happy times.*he must know every thing about food because he is on the telly
