the recovery

[n-ick]

http://www3.hilton.com/en/hotels/ma...s-iru-fushi-resort-and-spa-MLEIRHI/index.html
I note with alarm sir, that this is very much in foreign parts. Do you intend returning ?

 

[byegad]

Shhhhhhh!

I've had my fingers crossed all day and now you blab it out.

 

[markg0vbr]

it may not come to pass the auditors are looking at the books, they say the comity booking this for a fact finding trip and meeting is suspect! i told them we will be experimenting with fitting floats to the trikes and all the sunshine will be good for my osteoporosis and arthritis.
up the workers.

today i was flat on my back with the doctor doing things to me, i am sure they where not in the spirit of the Hippocratic oath.
it brought a tear to my eye i can tell you.

"Ye Gods, a time and place to be avoided. Citizens of the South, lock up your assets and prepare for DOOM."
it is only the local chapter of the druids mcc and about 40 other mcc affiliated with the hells angels uk plc, there is nothing to get worried about. they have not killed any one for years and beatings are only performed reluctantly.

 

[byegad]

1. Do they still fulfil contracts?
2. Will they take one to kill a fellow coven member?
3. Will the rest of the thread's leadership chip in?

 

[markg0vbr]

yes
no
no

my library to a large extent is now on my kindle, amazon use you book buying info to target you with offers.
the problem is we have three 4 kindles all registered to my account and my kids get books, mags ect as well; this may have coursed the advertising robot to throw a bit of a wobbly.
from the offers i have received it believes i am a 40s teen with excessive hair an interest in gaming working my way through a law degree
apparently they believes i would like a new electric shaver, magazines about some appalling bands, dvds about some American tv programs and sitcoms, all kinds of football crap.
i find my self wondering if i can brake it just bye perusing random things on amazon? or at least get the most bizarre offers.

 

[byegad]

Just had a pm from one of your chapter. He offered to take the contract for free.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

 

[n-ick]

"yes
no
no"

I could think up at least 3 questions for which the above answers would either get you transportation,prison or a one way trip off Beachy Head. Take care sir in posting spurious comment, there are those who would move against you (hopefully).

 

[markg0vbr]

no
up the workers
lard
Rotherham will be in the news tonight, the revolution starts today and i have a list who will be shown a rather interesting stretch of wall.

 

[markg0vbr]

yes
yes
no

up the workers
Eight hundred extra police have been on duty today* (Saturday)in Rotherham due to demonstrations between the English Defence League and United Against Fascism.
It is estimated around 300 English Defence League (EDL) members took part in the march while around half that number demonstrated against the EDL.

South Yorkshire Police say the demonstrations passed 'without any significant disorder.’

EDL members congregated on Bridgegate before marching towards the Town Hall of lard for a number of public speeches. United Against Fascism supporters also marched to the Town Hall after congregating in All Saints Square block of lard.

*on top of the over 100 already on duty as there was a football match on as well, think of the overtime! all thats coming out of my council tax the lads from the bike club would have done security for £500. most of them have door security licenses and some have certificates to show they are homosapiens and not just shaved gorillas.

 

[n-ick]

Have you got a certificate to show you're not an endangered species ?

Attenborough beware "SSGorilla in the mist"

 

[markg0vbr]

no one can describe me as a gorilla with my bone structure, refined elfin features! i am not vary big, i think petite and delicate is an apt description.


i am sick cough cough.......hoooo the pain hooo so week, perhaps some one could rub some 20year old single molt on my gums it may revive me a bit; perhaps some hot towels on my joints.....
the lights are so bright... it hurts to lift my head from the pillow...... are .. you ..... hear mummy?
i dont think i can make it in to work this week, i think i will have to stay in the hotel for a day or two.

it just so happens i have not had a day off for 14 months so have regained my full sick leave entitlement, what serendipity and they have an offer on book three extra days at 25% reduction on your stay and get an extra day free.

 

[byegad]

no one can describe me as a gorilla with my bone structure, refined elfin features! i am not vary big, i think petite and delicate is an apt description.

More like monkey than man?? Or Ape!

 

[n-ick]

Hey ,it's the missing link!
Homo rawmarshensis.

 

[byegad]

Just been speaking to Brighton police. Sad to say the SBGG is not relaxing in a 5 star Hotel being waited on hand and paw. Rather he fell foul of the forces of Law and Order and is languishing in jail awaiting deportation to a destination unknown where he will be taught to breath under water for extended periods and given the badly needed ECT treatment he needs as soon as they charge the lorry batteries.

Rumours of emasculation in case the talking Homo rawmarshensis becomes common and pollutes the gene pool of Homo Sapiens are not yet confirmed.

 

[byegad]

Just had an urgent request from the SBGG for help to meet bail. They want £6000 to let him out.

He broke down in tears when I told him he could rot in the Police cells before I'd pay a brass farthing!

So any readers willing to get the badly shaved ape out of jail?