I have come up withy retirement plan!
So it is a secret ok! Don't tel envy one or they may nick it and become rich and snobby and not eat dripping and lemon curd sand widgets any mooodle
Ok, so people are frightened of being dragged off by mice n ants and stuff....... Well I have invented a shirt /pj top that you leave the coat hanger in when you put it on, when dragged off by a monstrous mouse you will wedge in a gap as the coat hanger is stif and not flabby like your shoulders when your cries for help are eventually answered there is the hook to put the rope around to pull you out with.
Good news ........<sound of one old type righter clunking away>
I am on the second stage of the brain pils and alllll s wel l. L
Some vertigo and a treble urge to laugh at inappropriate time but other than that I am golden well bronzed anyway.
A rather cold week of riding with the usual fun and games going up some of the ice covered hills, not as much fun as the up ring had coming down the hill just after I shouted look out it is bad down there.
I did stop and watch him climbing out of the hedge before I sad told thee it was iffy, I think it is the chap who shouted get a proper bike the other week.
Self satisfied smugness is wonderful for worming you up on a frosty ride home.
The black monster omfg trike is in for service and new mudguards and a rather annoying squeak on the rear suspension, I need a bit of ballast on the back preferably hanging upside down off the back to locate the noise, the field out back has just been turned over so rough bouncing and hand brake turns should show up the problem, please attach your cv if interested in the position of upside down squeaky thingy finding operative.
I have already toyed liberty applying lard but the dogs keep liking it off.