byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I'll get my coat.....
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
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byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
The Sun Bronzed Geek God rides a couple of recumbents and had an accident and broke his leg. We started to pester him back in the dim and distant about his recovery. Nick rides a recumbent I ride recumbents and several of the other posters ride them too.
The rest of the posse, we picked up on the way.
There's only one real requirement needed to participate. You need to be as mad as a box of frogs. Don't worry if this doesn't apply to you, yet... stay long enough and you'll qualify. For instance, Speicher, an innocent young Mädchen appeared one day and now has her own brain-care specialist.
Lord Byegad. Yorkshire's Cultural Ambassador to the frozen North.
Frozen north ? ?
D'ye no ken whaur is north ? -12* in the Hielans the nicht.
Southern softies ...
<kicks tin can><breaks foot as can is frozen solid and stuck to ground>
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Eeeee'up tha's no place as hard, cold and grim as here in t' Middle Earth. Many folk here are afraid to cross bridges, road kill often includes beasts with 4 legs and feathers and one chap who was kind to his wife woke up to find himself turned into a giant insect.
We even turn off our deep freeze in winter.
Worse than that is that we
Are within range of SSGG.....we even went on one of his trike rides.....Ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My new year resolution is to kill him with kindness.
We even turn off our deep freeze in winter.
Worse than that is that we
Are within range of SSGG.....we even went on one of his trike rides.....Ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My new year resolution is to kill him with kindness.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
FTFY Nick.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
My new year resolution is to make sure SBGG has plenty of pies and cakes. We will also be planning our long-delayed holiday in the Maldives. 
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
My new year resolution is to make sure SBGG has plenty of pies and cakes. We will also be planning our long-delayed holiday in the Maldives.
This is no problem so long as you promise to leave him there. That way the rise in sea levels will ensure Nicks wish comes true as well.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
While we are there we could build a house boat. 
Simples!
Or wood a boat house be betterer?
Simples!Or wood a boat house be betterer?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
So long as you make him sleep in the basement.
Anywho, have you thought of the social implications of being seen as the SBGG's keeper. Right thinking people will shun you.
Anywho, have you thought of the social implications of being seen as the SBGG's keeper. Right thinking people will shun you.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
I've seen lots of folk dressed up as pandas.It seems to be quite the thing in China and zoos everywhere.
This could be just the job: monopedal cycling panda with attitude prone to anarchy and paranoia.
This could be just the job: monopedal cycling panda with attitude prone to anarchy and paranoia.
OP
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
I have come up withy retirement plan!
So it is a secret ok! Don't tel envy one or they may nick it and become rich and snobby and not eat dripping and lemon curd sand widgets any mooodle
Ok, so people are frightened of being dragged off by mice n ants and stuff....... Well I have invented a shirt /pj top that you leave the coat hanger in when you put it on, when dragged off by a monstrous mouse you will wedge in a gap as the coat hanger is stif and not flabby like your shoulders when your cries for help are eventually answered there is the hook to put the rope around to pull you out with.
Good news ........<sound of one old type righter clunking away>
I am on the second stage of the brain pils and alllll s wel l. L
Some vertigo and a treble urge to laugh at inappropriate time but other than that I am golden well bronzed anyway.
A rather cold week of riding with the usual fun and games going up some of the ice covered hills, not as much fun as the up ring had coming down the hill just after I shouted look out it is bad down there.
I did stop and watch him climbing out of the hedge before I sad told thee it was iffy, I think it is the chap who shouted get a proper bike the other week.
Self satisfied smugness is wonderful for worming you up on a frosty ride home.
The black monster omfg trike is in for service and new mudguards and a rather annoying squeak on the rear suspension, I need a bit of ballast on the back preferably hanging upside down off the back to locate the noise, the field out back has just been turned over so rough bouncing and hand brake turns should show up the problem, please attach your cv if interested in the position of upside down squeaky thingy finding operative.
I have already toyed liberty applying lard but the dogs keep liking it off.
So it is a secret ok! Don't tel envy one or they may nick it and become rich and snobby and not eat dripping and lemon curd sand widgets any mooodle
Ok, so people are frightened of being dragged off by mice n ants and stuff....... Well I have invented a shirt /pj top that you leave the coat hanger in when you put it on, when dragged off by a monstrous mouse you will wedge in a gap as the coat hanger is stif and not flabby like your shoulders when your cries for help are eventually answered there is the hook to put the rope around to pull you out with.
Good news ........<sound of one old type righter clunking away>
I am on the second stage of the brain pils and alllll s wel l. L
Some vertigo and a treble urge to laugh at inappropriate time but other than that I am golden well bronzed anyway.
A rather cold week of riding with the usual fun and games going up some of the ice covered hills, not as much fun as the up ring had coming down the hill just after I shouted look out it is bad down there.
I did stop and watch him climbing out of the hedge before I sad told thee it was iffy, I think it is the chap who shouted get a proper bike the other week.
Self satisfied smugness is wonderful for worming you up on a frosty ride home.
The black monster omfg trike is in for service and new mudguards and a rather annoying squeak on the rear suspension, I need a bit of ballast on the back preferably hanging upside down off the back to locate the noise, the field out back has just been turned over so rough bouncing and hand brake turns should show up the problem, please attach your cv if interested in the position of upside down squeaky thingy finding operative.
I have already toyed liberty applying lard but the dogs keep liking it off.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Please Speicher, take him anywhere without internet access, please, pretty please!
