the recovery

[byegad]

There does seem to be a lot of talk about 'motors' on this cycling forum thread !

If you want to tell anyone about the morontized version of a trike ... I'm sure there are plenty of other leather-wearing-hairy-backed places who would be glad to hear.

This is lycra and flat-or-drop bars recumbent territory ...

Just saying, like ...

FTFY

 

[Scoosh]

Thank you, @byegad - you are right yet again !

I was forgetting myself

Sincere apologies to all of a 'bent persuasion ....



... but not a m****ised one

 

[n-ick]

Forget the motors. We are lucky to be able to communicate (?)with a being so complex as to either be a construct or just a plain ijiot.
His great contributions to hedge laying and leading from the rear are examples to us all.

 

[byegad]

Forget the motors. We are lucky massively unlucky to be able completely unable to communicate with be bemused by a plain ijiot.
His great contributions to hedge laying destruction by impact and leading from screeching inarticulately from the rear are examples to us all.

FTFY and I recommend you take two of the Red pills now Nick.

P.S. Are you still saving the yellow pills until we have a fatal dose? I've worked out a way of getting them to take them all in one go. We tell him they're, a) Free; and b) Free.
That should ensure he swallows the lot!

Exit stage right, twirling moustache in a diabolical way!

 

[markg0vbr]

That reminds me my stock of tash wax is getting low, I often twirl it while informing some one they have a £80 fine on its way as they did not keep there appointment.
It it deeply satisfying.

I only take brain pils as they are good for me and produce some good illuminations.
One was bygad giving me a twenty qui note to go to the bar for him and have whatever I am having and keep the change.

I was only mentioning in passing about the bike as according to my last scan my bone densityhas in crease in my spine by 3.8% and my hips have sated the same the quack has postulated the motorbike may have helped as riding briskly a lot of loading is applied to the body.
I am now down to a 33" waist but added 3lb as my chesticls have expanded.

So hips Still 70% of what they should be but spine only 65% and pronounced wear of the vertebrae visible on the x-ray.
It is all that bygads fault plying me with pint after pint of free Booz, you only have to sit near him and he is sprinting oft the bar to get you a selection of drinks.

He is suffering from pie retention so may be a side effect of that.

 

[byegad]

Give away a note?

I rest my case, set down my valise and deposit my portmanteau. The man??? is as mad as a box of mad frogs on mad pills on a mad March day. His 'illuminations' are as deluded as a deluded thing that has been confused by a day in the SBGG's company.

 

[markg0vbr]

No it's standing orders in any pub you go in and bygad is all ready in that you go to the bar and say put it on bygad's tab. He always organises this when he goes in, it is a rich people's thing.

 

[byegad]

Ah! The light dawns. So far I'm on my 3245th* 'bar tab'. It's getting hard to find new pubs in County Durham**!

* On which I owe a total of £3000000+ to Inn Keepers, of which £0 10s 5d has been paid! (I was caught at the point just before alcoholic oblivion struck and actually paid for a packet of peanuts and a whisky! The follies of youth.) Some of these tabs are now held by the Grandchild of the original Inn Keeper.
** Of course you don't get 'tabs' in Yorkshire, the Inn Keepers are Tykes too!

 

[markg0vbr]

All Yorkshire men are happy to extend credit to any one on the understanding that they never use it!

Growing up in a family where money was never a problem, we just did not have any and being unlucky enough to only have a big sister, some of my clothing was inventive and trend setting.

I loved my state issued school uniform, I could make every hair on every one in the house stand on end, shuffling up and down the house in them plastic shoes.
Bed time was a delight of sparks getting near the bed with the Nikon sheets.

 

[n-ick]

Going.....going......going.....nearly.....gone !

I've never used Nikon sheets .

 

[byegad]

Canon sheets are much better, but Sigma pillow cases give warmer dreams! There again I'm an Olympus man myself, m Four Thirds for your money!

 

[Scoosh]

Olympus too - OMmmmmm .....

 

[markg0vbr]

Canon 500D with a zoom lens and a tripod

If I put it under my jacket it gives me an impressive bulge like a revers humpy back.

 

[n-ick]

He is indeed "the only sane person how has ever lived ".

 

[markg0vbr]

If some chap said "I've got this fantastic idea, you sit on this thing an turn this crank with your feet but it don't move and your doing it for fun/make you look good." Back in Victorian England he might have been locked up, now people not only pay to use them, they then pay "personal trainers" to encourage them! Odd world init.