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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am undecideded about going or not going. 
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I am undecideded about going or not going. 
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Shouldn't sit on the fence, there be splinters !
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Bum! Bum!
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
I hear that going to Ely is almost the same as going to Poland. In search of exotica I can think of no finer place for the SBGG to hang out. Not only can't he speak the language , but the water is quite undrinkable , tasting of Vodka.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
I am here , we'll am always here but here, here in the us!
At 90c with this hot bright thing in the sky, I asked some one what it was he mumbled about Australian loons and wondered off.
The heat plays havoc with my dripping sandwidge stock it is a good job I have warped them up in greaseproof paper I may have to start eating the local food. I am not keen, non of the vegetables look Gray you can have cheese on anything, all the fruit looks like it is made from plastic, shine and all the same.
They have security guards at some posh dining "experience" places, some one needs a chat with one, he whispered to me the place is crap and pointed out a fantastic Mexican street vender up the road who was a lot better, he even pushed me most of the way over to it.
The electric plugs look odd but with a bit of determination I managed to plug my phone charger in, you would think with it being so hot they would be able to open the window! The black mark soon wiped of the wall and they got the electric back on very fast.
The FBI are here for all the bikers I think They think they are under cover but they might as well have a brass band following them with a chap shouting make way for the FBI.
The local who stand near the bus stop at the end of town says I am "rad man" he has lots of friends and they must be in some club to do with maths, some one comes up and says " you got a eighth man" then he give them a number. It hardly ever rains here so all the people have there furniture out side the house, they keep wanting to hang things up.
Today when having a not sit down I had my under pant showing as with loosing 4" of my waist my short are at half mast it must have set a trend of as I keep seeing lads copying me.
At 90c with this hot bright thing in the sky, I asked some one what it was he mumbled about Australian loons and wondered off.
The heat plays havoc with my dripping sandwidge stock it is a good job I have warped them up in greaseproof paper I may have to start eating the local food. I am not keen, non of the vegetables look Gray you can have cheese on anything, all the fruit looks like it is made from plastic, shine and all the same.
They have security guards at some posh dining "experience" places, some one needs a chat with one, he whispered to me the place is crap and pointed out a fantastic Mexican street vender up the road who was a lot better, he even pushed me most of the way over to it.
The electric plugs look odd but with a bit of determination I managed to plug my phone charger in, you would think with it being so hot they would be able to open the window! The black mark soon wiped of the wall and they got the electric back on very fast.
The FBI are here for all the bikers I think They think they are under cover but they might as well have a brass band following them with a chap shouting make way for the FBI.
The local who stand near the bus stop at the end of town says I am "rad man" he has lots of friends and they must be in some club to do with maths, some one comes up and says " you got a eighth man" then he give them a number. It hardly ever rains here so all the people have there furniture out side the house, they keep wanting to hang things up.
Today when having a not sit down I had my under pant showing as with loosing 4" of my waist my short are at half mast it must have set a trend of as I keep seeing lads copying me.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am pleased that I decided, after muchly deliberations, not to go. The mere idea of all that plasticky fruit and cheeeese with everything is very off putting.
As for not being able to open a window, that would be a pane.
As for not being able to open a window, that would be a pane.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
We are pleased that Speicher exhibited some good sense at last and stayed away. The idea of him warping her in grease-proof paper makes the mind, and imagination boggle.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Doesn't sound like Blackpool to me. Suggest that if the blighter is out of the country that all defences be raised to exclude.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
We should ring the USAish Embassy and tell them he's a terrorist. I hear Cuba is warm!
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
I froze my bananas all the rooms have a mini fridge, the las person to use this room turned it up to the max so I went to get my daily bananas and you could have pol axed a chip with one so I will have to eat them like a lolly while I am sitting at the bus stop.
Drinking lots of water is not the problem I thought it would be as I keep popping in to places and having iced tea, I did not know they grow tea in Long Island !
The pavements tend to slope a lot I did not rely notice this until mid afternoon yesterday as I found it impossible to
Push in a straight line.
I am going to ride the bus again today to the next town over they have a walmart google the people that go to walmart video on YouTube.
Living the jet set life in the USA your corespondent for the BBC the crispy fried Greek god like.
Drinking lots of water is not the problem I thought it would be as I keep popping in to places and having iced tea, I did not know they grow tea in Long Island !
The pavements tend to slope a lot I did not rely notice this until mid afternoon yesterday as I found it impossible to
Push in a straight line.
I am going to ride the bus again today to the next town over they have a walmart google the people that go to walmart video on YouTube.
Living the jet set life in the USA your corespondent for the BBC the crispy fried Greek god like.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
If I close my eyes and ignore the hot sunshine,
I can almost imagine myself there, NURSE !
I can almost imagine myself there, NURSE !
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
QUICK HELP NICK! The SBGG Vortex has got him.
NNICCKK!!
NNICCKK!!
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
I never made it to Walmart, I got down to the place and there was a dust storm! I was not going to get off and get a gritty frozen banana.
The bar man up the road has a car from the 60s it is like new as there is no salt on the roads and he never takes it out when It rains.
Today I think I will go to the diner "they don't call them American diner here!" And have a steak for brake fast.
Frozen yogurt is popular here and they put massive amount of toppings on .
The bar man up the road has a car from the 60s it is like new as there is no salt on the roads and he never takes it out when It rains.
Today I think I will go to the diner "they don't call them American diner here!" And have a steak for brake fast.
Frozen yogurt is popular here and they put massive amount of toppings on .
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Euphemisms galore here!
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Wonder what they call a Big Mac ?
