the recovery

[byegad]

My toilet has never had (recognisable) bits of fruit or herbage in it. I suspect they were getting him drunk before the photos of him and the dog* were taken. I can reassure the SBGG that these photos, forwarded by a distant relative (His Great, Great Grandfather had to flee the country after a slight disagreement with the Revenue.) are perfectly safe and will never see the light of day, for as long as the payments arrive on time.

*Enough to say that several USA States and most of the rest of the world, frown on such antics.

 

[n-ick]

I note with alarm that certain parts of the world eat dog.
Even worse, hot dog.

 

[byegad]

I am addressing the envelope in a minute in order to forward certain photographs to the American Authorities. The only thing that would stop me is if I suddenly had to go to the bank to

CASH A CHEQUE!

This is my last hint to the SBGG.

 

[markg0vbr]

I am addressing the envelope in a minute in order to forward certain photographs to the American Authorities. The only thing that would stop me is if I suddenly had to go to the bank to

CASH A CHEQUE!

This is my last hint to the SBGG.

If they are from the video that was ruining in a bar I wondered into on Friday gosh The coyote had signed a waver So in this state can legally do backflips wearing a pink frilly frock..

The chap who lives at myfaveret bus stop is rather chattery the trick is to string his sentences together 3 before 6, 7 before 1, every third 2 before 1except when he says man, the rest you slot in where they make-sense he is havering a bit of a problem with the lady who lives at the bus stop over the road as she says he has eaten her pastrami bicycle, I think she is a little hard to understand.

In local news a young lady crashed in to a tree so went to a house to ask for help, the home owner shot the lady, then called 911, so it all worked out in the end.

 

[n-ick]

By Jimminy ! Are we in a parallel Universe ?
I have never heard such tales of exotica.
Has the dose been upped ?

 

[byegad]

Universe corrupted. Reboot?


Y/N?

 

[byegad]

Reboot fail.

Blue screen of death and disc failure imminent.


Shut down system and contact support.

 

[byegad]

Save files?
Y/N?

Accepted

Delete SBGG file and keep others?

Y/N

Yes




....Rebooting.........


Please wait.

 

[n-ick]

 

[markg0vbr]

I had another go at a American breakfast, turkey stake with two eggs a cream cheese sauce, hash browns and a salty scone called a biscuit!

It was Veterans Day with a big sort-of carnival fire works ect lots of fit elderly veterans and returning police/ fire men back from Vietnam II* the rerun.
But not one disabled service man or mention of the fallen, cheerleaders, marching bands, flag wavers. Having participated in a lot of Remembrance Day marches I fond this very odd you would think a country that has turned up late for or lost every war they have had a go at they would not be so up beat about killing lots of people!

The lack of tea is now becoming a problem, I have down loaded a how to video to my phone and show it to pubescent Latino serving staff, I still end up with a travesty of watery brownish liquid.

The good news is the spate of copy cat airport shootings have subsided, this I am told happens a lot some one runs around a school, church, shopping-mall. You then have half a dozen people think gosh that looks fun and have a go.

Unfortunately the pointless and obviously inept TSA are now frantically trying to look good so being in a wheelchair the pat down promises to be even more intimate than last time where bits and bobs got fondled and I did not even get diner or a bunch of flowers.


*the first one was a draw apparently.

 

[byegad]

Damn the reboot didn't work and we are still cursed by that well known trojan the SBGG. I'll contact Macrosoft and get them to repair the Multiverse. No doubt there'll be an update for other Universes to avoid contamination by the SBGG.

 

[n-ick]

I found this novelty amusement alarm clock , just thinking of an early Xmas for our man in Havana,

It even comes with it's own red cigars.

 

[Scoosh]

He's in Havana now ???

Maybe we should contact Our Man there ...

 

[byegad]

I like the way Nick is thinking. However I suspect that the Royal Mail people may disapprove of sending it in the post. Maybe we could send him the Anarchist's Cook Book suitably recovered with the recipe for Nitro Glycerine retitled 'Mind Expanding Drug'. With luck he will fall for this and blow himself and much of the USA up. That's a win/win then.

 

[markg0vbr]

I am back .... In the uk !

I may be a bit imcolherunt jut lag n nn nnnng zzzZZ