byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
OH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
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byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Scoosh you are a very sick puppy!
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
"I am back .... In the uk !
I may be a bit imcolherunt jut lag n nn nnnng zzzZZ"
Oh no ! The worse news since Noah opened a window and said " that looks like rain", or Nelson " I see no ships " or even worse.
I may be a bit imcolherunt jut lag n nn nnnng zzzZZ"
Oh no ! The worse news since Noah opened a window and said " that looks like rain", or Nelson " I see no ships " or even worse.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
It's jester day today and tea time is all not quite how it should be.
Lacking a exact definable tea time of the pancreas and I have lost track of my woollen socks for use with desert dockers, I need them for my trip to Spain.
Lacking a exact definable tea time of the pancreas and I have lost track of my woollen socks for use with desert dockers, I need them for my trip to Spain.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
At least they've got The Inquisition.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Hooray! Good News, he's going to Spain!
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
My ultimate electric bike outside Walmart.
I am slowly adjusting back in to my old routine, fist shift back on the phones tomorrow. The local council-pyramid Dwellers will be pestering "I want","you have sent me a letter demanding I pay the £900 back rent I owe", " I can't pay for the replacement doors for the ones my boyfriend smashed, I am on benefit and have a 18month old baby" bla bla wine wine.
Ommmmmmm soggy mantra ommmmmm soggy mantra.
Why dose the toenails on my right foot grow faster than the left? On my toe nail clipping record chart* there is a pronounced difference !
*a record of when I book the clippers out.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
I notice with ALARM a large motor cycle pictured. Even more ALARMING is that the owner having spent his money on such a machine has been reduced to eating the seat.
"Why dose the toenails on my right foot grow faster than the left? On my toe nail clipping record chart* there is a pronounced difference !"
The winter hours in sweet Rawmarsh must spin by with such diversions. This is an ALARMING side effect of hidden leg transplant. Here is proof of an elephant with a missing legge.
"Why dose the toenails on my right foot grow faster than the left? On my toe nail clipping record chart* there is a pronounced difference !"
The winter hours in sweet Rawmarsh must spin by with such diversions. This is an ALARMING side effect of hidden leg transplant. Here is proof of an elephant with a missing legge.
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byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
That's not a motorcycle it's a two wheeled tractor. For the kind of money the owner spent on that pile of Left Pond junk they could have had a real motorcycle. The seat is merely a reflection of the build quality of the Marque.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Steady on old chap, these noisy beasts keep us awake as they blast up and down the road at night, damn
Elephants.
Elephants.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I was reliably informed that planting some zebra grass in my garden would help to keep zebras away. I can report that, at least in this part of west Worcestershire, that strategy works.
Perhaps you could try do the samelymost with Elephant Grass?
Perhaps you could try do the samelymost with Elephant Grass?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Yes Durham County Council spends several thousand pounds a year spreading Oofle dust in the County to deter elephants, it works a treat as I've not seen an elephant in the county for decades.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
