the recovery

[Speicher]

I knew someone who was very keen on classical music, and he had two dogs and a cat. He called them Bach, Offenbach and Depussy.

 

[byegad]

 

[markg0vbr]

Heeeeeeeeee the Bach

Having moved my miniest mini me to the big bed room, vacated when the middle mini me moved in with his lumpy jumper.
I have discovered the joys of a spare bed room! Har seid I " at last I will be able to hang all my motobike kit and trike kit in the spare room yoiks tally hoooo gadzooks what what don't you know"
This it turned out was not to be, when I went leaping in to action to implement my plan with arm loads of clothing, l found difficulty opening the door!
My eldest mini me had beaten me to it, I don't think I could fit a pair of gloves in "don't worry daddy it is only while I move in to my new house"this dose not fill me with confidence I think my loft is still full of just a few bits from the last move she was asking how often I used my bed room as I tend to sleep a lot in the armchair

 

[markg0vbr]

Tomorrow will be the last time I leave the bungalow, hand in the keys Monday.
It has been a hard slog.

My next challenge will be ....... Socks without oxygen or a support team I will endeavour to don some, even a slight possibility of a paire.

Forms socks it is a small step to world domination, for I have sweated onder the yoke of apreshion for too long.
Free independent Yorkshire, Free independent Yorkshire, Free independent Yorkshire, what do we want? Free independent Yorkshire Now!

 

[markg0vbr]

It came, it has arrived the worlds slowest ejector seat fully not standing up to vertical in 1min!
The same to become horizontal.

One slight problem if the power trips out because of one of the frequent fluctuations in the supply, the ejector seat has no manual option so I would be stuck until some one reset the breaker
At some point the mini me's might work this out and switch me off.
A cunning plan may be to investigate battery back up or a over head Porridge hopper.

 

[classic33]

It came, it has arrived the worlds slowest ejector seat fully not standing up to vertical in 1min!
The same to become horizontal.

One slight problem if the power trips out because of one of the frequent fluctuations in the supply, the ejector seat has no manual option so I would be stuck until some one reset the breaker
At some point the mini me's might work this out and switch me off.
A cunning plan may be to investigate battery back up or a over head Porridge hopper.

Is battery backup available or even wise?
Electric fences work on battery power.

 

[markg0vbr]

I have it clock work radio gubbins, if my maths work out horizontal to vertical in 1hr 37mins.

 

[Scoosh]

Tomorrow will be the last time I leave the bungalow, hand in the keys Monday

It came, it has arrived the worlds slowest ejector seat fully not standing up to vertical in 1min

Onwards and upwards !

 

[classic33]

Onwards and upwards !

You including a parachute?

 

[Scoosh]

Why would one consider that ? The further up the SBGG goes, the less sun we see, so one wants him out of the way soonest.

Parachute ?? PAH !

 

[markg0vbr]

I can now get my nana peanut butter cheese and brown sauce sandwich out of the fridge so it is not left at the Sid elf me fermenting.

 

[markg0vbr]

The slow motion ejector seat has opened up a hole new world of wonders.
I can now nosey what the fat pepole next door ar doing and what takeaways they are having delivered.

 

[byegad]

It came, it has arrived the worlds slowest ejector seat fully not standing up to vertical in 1min!
The same to become horizontal.

One slight problem if the power trips out because of one of the frequent fluctuations in the supply, the ejector seat has no manual option so I would be stuck until some one reset the breaker
At some point the mini me's might work this out and switch me off.
A cunning plan may be to investigate battery back up or a over head Porridge hopper.

See underlined!
Funnily enough we have been in communication over this. They are holding out for an Arts Council Grant on the grounds that your demise will give much aesthetic benefit to many people.

The Arts Council, under advisement from a Trustee (aka Lord Byegad) hold that the resulting sale of scrap metal from the recycling of the SBGG will be more than enough, along with the sudden loss of that constant whining noise, to persuade the mini sbggs to do the job!

 

[markg0vbr]

Been out on the moto trike today, I had all my heated clothing on it what lovely.
The snow and ice just add to the fun

Driftinggggggggggggggg weeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[byegad]

SBGG aka known in medical circles as 'the donor'.