the recovery

[Scoosh]

Absolutely - the 'silly beggars' will have voted to leave, the 'intelligensia'** will have voted to stay.

Will there be more 'silly beggars' or 'intelligensia' in the country come June ? With the SBGG away for a while in his Summer Holiday van, that's at least one less 'silly beggar' in the country. How many more can you drive out by then ?




**merely a term in some form of opposition to the 'silly beggars', not necessarily an accurate definition

 

[byegad]

I think you are very unfair the the silly beggars of the UK to include the SBGG in their ranks!

He deserves a whole new category somewhere well to the sillier side of silly beggar.

 

[Scoosh]

Is he away** yet ? Is it safe to venture south of Hadrian's edifice yet ? Is the new Embassy being occupied by its rightful owners now ? Has the interwebnet caught up to it yet ?

I think you are very unfair the the silly beggars of the UK to include the SBGG in their ranks!

He deserves a whole new category somewhere well to the sillier side of silly beggar.

The 'silly' and 'sillier' parts I can fully understand but how much actual begging does he have to do ? I had been led to believe he was all-provided-for by our wonderful 'state' who hand out hand-outs to anyone evaluated daft enough to ask for them. In his case, the evidence of strange metal objects protruding from his roof, with wires running into the house and a room where he sits apparently 'listening to the world' gave him instant qualification.




**as is "departed these shores"; "with the fairies" has never been in doubt for some long time ...

 

[markg0vbr]

The 'silly' and 'sillier' parts I can fully understand but how much actual begging does he have to do ? I had been led to believe he was all-provided-for by our wonderful 'state' who hand out hand-outs to anyone evaluated daft enough to ask for them. In his case, the evidence of strange metal objects protruding from his roof, with wires running into the house and a room where he sits apparently 'listening to the world' gave him instant qualification.
..

I have been linking up with the low orbit satellites and putting bits of wire over trees.
I do get some odd looks as I am shooting over trees with my bow and arrow every one must think I am a appallingly bad shot "look over there Gertrude, that stunningly handsome English sun bronzed demigod keeps missing the tree"

 

[byegad]

A good stout wire, a tree and we are half way to solving the SBGG problem. all we need then is an angry mob complete with hay forks and the will to act...

 

[byegad]

Meanwhile the new Embassy is up and running with the exception of telephone and WiFi access. The fools at British Smelli-CON are having difficulty communicating with each other and the human race. I suspect we may be online and complete with a telephone some time shortly after Hell freezes over and the last trump is called!

My advice to anyone out there is avoid these morons like the plague. 6 hrs of phone calls plus one hour of online chat has resulted in begger all being achieved except the Byegad title is several years closer to changing to the next generation!

 

[Speicher]

I am of the hopinion that British Smelly Con hemployees are restricted to pressing certain buttons on their puter. They are not allowed to show inishitative by the pressing button outside of their remit. This is the only reason that I can fink off that you needed to speak to umpty three hemployees in order to solve any query.

 

[Scoosh]

Maybe because the New Embassy is so far off the beaten track, it takes the hemployees so long to find it that they are unable to find a signal. They are clearly in such awe at the grandeur of the New Embassy, that all they can say is "Aw ... !"

Equally it just might be because the New Embassy "is up and running ..." they are having difficulty keeping up with it, as well as with the tekknollollology with which it is associated, which is surely of the very latest ...

 

[byegad]

Now into my 8th hour of alternately being ignored and lied to by the useless twunts employed by British SMELLIEcon.

I emailed 'Gavin' the CEO who got a senior minion to call me. they are buying me a dongle and will call back on the 7th of April... NOT TO CONNECT MY S*ITFINITY BROADBAND, merely to update me on the fiasco that has become my eworld.

MY ADVICE TO ANYONE MOVING HOME IS AVOID BT LIKE THE PLAGUE.

 

[classic33]

Now into my 8th hour of alternately being ignored and lied to by the useless twunts employed by British SMELLIEcon.

I emailed 'Gavin' the CEO who got a senior minion to call me. they are buying me a dongle and will call back on the 7th of April... NOT TO CONNECT MY S*ITFINITY BROADBAND, merely to update me on the fiasco that has become my eworld.

MY ADVICE TO ANYONE MOVING HOME IS AVOID BT LIKE THE PLAGUE.

Forget Gavin, you want Ian. He's three years older as well!

 

[byegad]

Still no progress from the complete clowns at BT. On my third top up of 4G connection through the mobile phone.

I'll be ordering the Yorkshire ultimate deterrent loaded and aimed at BTHQ.

For once I want the SBGG, we'll parachute him onto the roof of the Post Office Tower and he can annoy the useless twunts there for a few decades. Revenge is sweet.

 

[classic33]

Still no progress from the complete clowns at BT. On my third top up of 4G connection through the mobile phone.

I'll be ordering the Yorkshire ultimate deterrent loaded and aimed at BTHQ.

For once I want the SBGG, we'll parachute him onto the roof of the Post Office Tower and he can annoy the useless twunts there for a few decades. Revenge is sweet.

No luck then?

 

[byegad]

No. They are ringing me today 'Without Fail!'

We'll see, but Talk Talk connected my neighbour yesterday. IF I get to speak to someone I'll mention that, at some length.

 

[byegad]

53 pigging days!

That's how long I waited before British Smelly Con Artists to connect me to the interweb!



That's better!

 

[byegad]

Well the nice lady from the Office of 'our Gav' called to check we are up and running and then gave me some money as a Good Will Gesture!

While it was enough to keep on BT for a year it wasn't enough to make me very happy, nor stay beyond April 2017!