The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Funny, true story.
Many years ago we were travelling through there, I think were were heading for Shell Island.
Anyway we were lost.
We saw a local and decided to ask so my friend said " excuse me, are we on the right road for for Dollygaloo.
Then we showed him the map.
TBF he didn't laugh too much.

There's the tale of the Guards pulling up at a petrol station station, asking if they were on the right road to Ballymalone. They got the answer they were on the right road, but headed in the wrong direction.

 

[Drago]

Of t'shops when Mrs D gets home.

 

[classic33]

Of t'shops when Mrs D gets home.

Is yer glottal stop in't reight place.

 

[gavroche]

Next time try asking the way to Dwygyfylchi

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The place is very small and I reckon they only put signs to it from the A55 to annoy the English tourists!

I can't say that word either so I just call it the French way , which sounds like Gweegeefilgee.