The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

 

[classic33]

There are indeed two Accy's.

One a mild mannered dandy about town, the other way slavering loon doing untold grammatical violence to drivers of cars parking in his disabled bay.

There's two on here!
Accy
&
Accy Cyclist

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Just come back from a ride

2 things happened
firstly passed 11,000 miles on this bike

secondly - nearly home I was passing McDonalds and was riding up the cycle path leading up to our estate (a group of houses where we live - not something like Kate and William have just moved into - just to be clear)
and some bloke yelled out of his car window
"Nice Kecks Mate"

which - for those requiring the services of a translation matrix means


"I admire you nice trousers/shorts my dear fellow"
(note - in areas where this expression is used sarcasm can be prevalent - so tone of voice and situation needs to be assessed carefully)


to be clear I was wearing slightly off pink shorts and a pink t-shirt
with a hi-vis sleeveless top and white helmet
so I suspect is was not a genuine expression of admiration for my attire

To be fair I often wear pink because
a) I like it
b) every woman I have had a serious relationship with has said it suits me
c) it confuses the morons!!


anyway - made me laugh!

 

[welsh dragon]

Some people just don't do enough due dilligence before making a property purchase.
G reat that the council invited them to make a sexual departure!

Our thoughts exactly.

 

[welsh dragon]

Nearly as bad as people that move to the country and then complain about hearing sheep/cows, etc.

We had that. People from Birmingham said the sheep and cows and birds and tractors were making far too much noise and disturbing their peace.. they wanted it all stopped

 

[welsh dragon]

We have been busy. Mr WD was on the roof doing stuff and I was supervising . He can't be left alone for 5 minutes, if he is, he goes off on a tangent and starts doing other stuff.

 

[rustybolts]

Just come back from a ride

2 things happened
firstly passed 11,000 miles on this bike

secondly - nearly home I was passing McDonalds and was riding up the cycle path leading up to our estate (a group of houses where we live - not something like Kate and William have just moved into - just to be clear)
and some bloke yelled out of his car window
"Nice Kecks Mate"

which - for those requiring the services of a translation matrix means


"I admire you nice trousers/shorts my dear fellow"
(note - in areas where this expression is used sarcasm can be prevalent - so tone of voice and situation needs to be assessed carefully)


to be clear I was wearing slightly off pink shorts and a pink t-shirt
with a hi-vis sleeveless top and white helmet
so I suspect is was not a genuine expression of admiration for my attire

To be fair I often wear pink because
a) I like it
b) every woman I have had a serious relationship with has said it suits me
c) it confuses the morons!!


anyway - made me laugh!

Just as well you speeded up or you might have found yourself riding tandem , somebody behind you "pushing" hard up the hills !