The Retirement Thread

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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
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classic33

Leg End Member
There are indeed two Accy's.

One a mild mannered dandy about town, the other way slavering loon doing untold grammatical violence to drivers of cars parking in his disabled bay.
There's two on here!
Accy
&
Accy Cyclist
 
Just come back from a ride

2 things happened
firstly passed 11,000 miles on this bike

secondly - nearly home I was passing McDonalds and was riding up the cycle path leading up to our estate (a group of houses where we live - not something like Kate and William have just moved into - just to be clear)
and some bloke yelled out of his car window
"Nice Kecks Mate"

which - for those requiring the services of a translation matrix means


"I admire you nice trousers/shorts my dear fellow"
(note - in areas where this expression is used sarcasm can be prevalent - so tone of voice and situation needs to be assessed carefully)


to be clear I was wearing slightly off pink shorts and a pink t-shirt
with a hi-vis sleeveless top and white helmet
so I suspect is was not a genuine expression of admiration for my attire

To be fair I often wear pink because
a) I like it
b) every woman I have had a serious relationship with has said it suits me
c) it confuses the morons!!


anyway - made me laugh!
 

rustybolts

pedalling tediously
Location
Ireland
Just come back from a ride

2 things happened
firstly passed 11,000 miles on this bike

secondly - nearly home I was passing McDonalds and was riding up the cycle path leading up to our estate (a group of houses where we live - not something like Kate and William have just moved into - just to be clear)
and some bloke yelled out of his car window
"Nice Kecks Mate"

which - for those requiring the services of a translation matrix means


"I admire you nice trousers/shorts my dear fellow"
(note - in areas where this expression is used sarcasm can be prevalent - so tone of voice and situation needs to be assessed carefully)


to be clear I was wearing slightly off pink shorts and a pink t-shirt
with a hi-vis sleeveless top and white helmet
so I suspect is was not a genuine expression of admiration for my attire

To be fair I often wear pink because
a) I like it
b) every woman I have had a serious relationship with has said it suits me
c) it confuses the morons!!


anyway - made me laugh!

Just as well you speeded up or you might have found yourself riding tandem , somebody behind you "pushing" hard up the hills !
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
Just come back from a ride

2 things happened
firstly passed 11,000 miles on this bike

secondly - nearly home I was passing McDonalds and was riding up the cycle path leading up to our estate (a group of houses where we live - not something like Kate and William have just moved into - just to be clear)
and some bloke yelled out of his car window
"Nice Kecks Mate"

which - for those requiring the services of a translation matrix means


"I admire you nice trousers/shorts my dear fellow"
(note - in areas where this expression is used sarcasm can be prevalent - so tone of voice and situation needs to be assessed carefully)


to be clear I was wearing slightly off pink shorts and a pink t-shirt
with a hi-vis sleeveless top and white helmet
so I suspect is was not a genuine expression of admiration for my attire

To be fair I often wear pink because
a) I like it
b) every woman I have had a serious relationship with has said it suits me
c) it confuses the morons!!


anyway - made me laugh!

Pink :eek:.
The only pink things I wear are my thong or panties and only very select people see them.
 
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