The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

We had to go to town for a few things. We got a couple of meat sanosas while we were there.

The fibre broadband is up and running, although one of the letters of the password was wrong. They had it down as a capital letter and it wasn't.

Now all we have to do is to get the TV working lol

 

[numbnuts]

Grass cut. Garden is now closed until Spring.

We had our grass cut butchered yesterday, they never do a good job

 

[welsh dragon]

Hoorah. We now have a wireless TV 😆

 

[Mo1959]

Hoorah. We now have a wireless TV 😆

Think of all the binge watching you’ll be able to do now.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Hoorah. We now have a wireless TV 😆

Battery powered??

 

[Dave7]

Hoorah. We now have a wireless TV 😆

Just a word of warning. Someone that knows what they are doing can now spy on you via the cable.
For instance, I know that you are wearing pink bloomers AND that you are sitting in your comfy chair right now.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Just a word of warning. Someone that knows what they are doing can now spy on you via the cable.
For instance, I know that you are wearing pink bloomers AND that you are sitting in your comfy chair right now.

How did you know that - even my wife doesn;t suspect!!!!!!

 

[Dave7]

Problem is perfectly food beans being spoiled by rotten milk
not only rotten milk but MOUDLY rotten milk

shouldn;t be allowed

Over the years there have been physcological studies on people that have a hatred of cheese.
Wilhelm Frunt and Freud are 2 experts that come to mind.
From memory of reading thier studies I will ask you 2 questions........
1) as a child did your father punish you by hitting you over the head with a full round cheese ?
2) also as a child, if you swore did your mother wash your mouth out with blue cheese. Most mothers use soap but yours used blue cheese.

It doesn't help if you deny these things. You must be brave, openly confess and move on with your life.

NB
No need to thank me.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Over the years there have been physcological studies on people that have a hatred of cheese.
Wilhelm Frunt and Freud are 2 experts that come to mind.
From memory of reading thier studies I will ask you 2 questions........
1) as a child did your father punish you by hitting you over the head with a full round cheese ?
2) also as a child, if you swore did your mother wash your mouth out with blue cheese. Most mothers use soap but yours used blue cheese.

It doesn't help if you deny these things. You must be brave, openly confess and move on with your life.

NB
No need to thank me.

Well - no - neither are true

But the final bit is something that I realised a long time ago when listening to a programme about denial

The "expert" was totally missing the point that the person he was saying was denying it might have been right - he had no reason whatsoever to actually KNOW that the denial was true to false
just assumed that because it was a denial and that fitted his training/belief then it must be due to trauma or something

I have noticed this quite a few times on "serious" TV and radio programmes

anyway - sorry for the serious psychological tone - back to the normal carp

 

[Dave7]

Well - no - neither are true

But the final bit is something that I realised a long time ago when listening to a programme about denial

The "expert" was totally missing the point that the person he was saying was denying it might have been right - he had no reason whatsoever to actually KNOW that the denial was true to false
just assumed that because it was a denial and that fitted his training/belief then it must be due to trauma or something

I have noticed this quite a few times on "serious" TV and radio programmes

anyway - sorry for the serious psychological tone - back to the normal carp

You see now......you are in denial of what truly happened.
What will happen now is..........
Tonight, in bed, this will be on your mind and you will be restless.
Your wife will take this restlessness as a sign that you want/need your conjugal
rights. This in turn will have 2 possible results.... .. ...
A) she will ne thrilled and be all over you or
B) she will strike you over the head with
the bed pan.

We await your report.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Then The Cat crept in.....

 

[Dave7]

Well, i have seen the specialist. He is one of the ones I saw when in hospital for 3 weeks......that was back in May.
The main concern they have is with my remaining kidney (one of them was killed during my cancer op'). The remaining one is, apparently, having to work harder than it should be......more tests will be carried out. What those tests will be will be determined after yet another blood test.
Hey Ho.

 

[Paulus]

Then The Cat crept in.....

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Is this your mystery guest?

 

[classic33]

🤧 Achooooooo

Cold not gone yet?

 

[Dave7]

Helicopter has been circling overhead for a while. A big Chinook maybe ?? Photos below.