The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Back from the pub. The garden looks inviting but maybe a bit to warm for sunbathing. I'll give it an hour before I catch a few ZzZs.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Well, you must have had the cars in order to have the accidents they want to help you claim for…

I'm waiting for the next wave of claims aimed at those of use who've never owned a car:
Have you been inconvenienced by missing your Bus? Late for an appointment through no fault of your own? Missed out on a relationship that might have led to a lifetime of wedded bliss due to being late for a date?
If so, you may be due compensation from the bus company. Call our claims advice number.....

 

[Paulus]

I'm waiting for the next wave of claims aimed at those of use who've never owned a car:
Have you been inconvenienced by missing your Bus? Late for an appointment through no fault of your own? Missed out on a relationship that might have led to a lifetime of wedded bliss due to being late for a date?
If so, you may be due compensation from the bus company. Call our claims advice number.....

I have laughed, but in reality it's not too far off of the truth.😟

 

[PaulSB]

I'm waiting for the next wave of claims aimed at those of use who've never owned a car:
Have you been inconvenienced by missing your Bus? Late for an appointment through no fault of your own? Missed out on a relationship that might have led to a lifetime of wedded bliss due to being late for a date?
If so, you may be due compensation from the bus company. Call our claims advice number.....

I've seen adverts for help making a claim if you were misold a static caravan or mobile home.

 

[mistyoptic]

I saw a greetings card today in Sainsbury’s

“have you ever been on a date with a man?

you may be entitled to compensation“

 

[PeteXXX]

I remember during the covid era that if you wore spectacles and a mask you could expect some condesation.....

 

[Oldhippy]

That was very annoying indeed.

 

[gavroche]

Salut. Just been talking with my brother in Orleans and it is 28 degrees there. It is nothing like that here although it is very nice today.
We are preparing for our cruise next Tuesday. We are actually living on Monday and sleeping at Birmingham airport as our flight is due at 8 am.
I went to Tui this morning to finalise all the paperwork but they can't do it till Friday so Friday it is then.