The Retirement Thread

[172traindriver]

What a chicken you are

He could use your bloomers to help catch it

 

[172traindriver]

 

[PaulSB]

Mr WD cleaned our chimney last week and replaced all the fire bricks as they were cracked. It's all ready to use again.

Clearly a better husband than me!

 

[Dirk]

Morning all. Just woke up in time for the 9am news.

 

[welsh dragon]

Clearly a better husband than me!

Nah. It's just one of the jobs he sets aside to do evey year before the winter sets in.

 

[Dirk]

Got to take doggie to the vets this morning for her jabs.
I'm expecting another parcel later, so I'll have to be around for that.
Probably just do a bit of aimless tinkering today.

 

[welsh dragon]

I am going to the Haberdashers later......when the rain stops.......probably next April.

 

[Dirk]

I am going to the Haberdashers later......when the rain stops.......probably next April.

That's a word you don't hear these days - haberdasher.
Will you be travelling by charabanc?

 

[GM]

Morning all. Out shortly to take Alan the whippet for a run over the park. Then hopefully seeing as its a nice day, out for a ride around the Hertfordshire lanes.

 

[GM]

I severelyiffed someone today. As I said this morning I was selling my record collection. One potential buyer was coming at 12. Another wanted to get to first and was coming at 11. At 10AM someone else called and said he could be with me in ten minutes. He turnd up, looked at the records, we did a deal and off he went. I texted the others to say they had been sold. One went ballistic. I got quite nasty texts, then phone calls. We had a row on the phone. He was quite upset to say the least. He had withdrawn the money and was on his way etc etc.
This was the first time I have sold anything on Gumtree or Ebay. Did I breach protocol by selling on a first come first served basis. The potential buyers were told?

Paul, I didn't realise that there were still some Cliff and Des O'connor fans out there

 

[classic33]

Paul, I didn't realise that there were still some Cliff and Des O'connor fans out there

 

[Paulus]

Paul, I didn't realise that there were still some Cliff and Des O'connor fans out there

You would be surprised

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'll sort any other creatures. Stingy, bitey things just not spiders

I'm OK with most things, it's just wasps I have to be careful of, I react badly to the stings.

 

[welsh dragon]

You would be surprised

I would be bloody surprised.

 

[welsh dragon]

Back from the haberdashery shop. It is very rainy and wet. They should have a TOM chair in the shop . There was another man waiting for his partner/wife with his arms folded across his chest looking decidedly out of place.